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PDX Elite Ultimate Milker MasturbatorIn the mood for a nice quiet night in with a super sexy stroker for company? If yes, this masturbatory fantasy from Pipedream may not be the one for you! Don't get us wrong, it's a seriously great stroker, packing a totally unique rotating, squeezing motion that twists and spins a tickler filled pussy tipped chamber in 10 modes and at 5 speeds. It is not, however, quiet. Unless you forgo the included earbuds, that is! From Pipedream's Extreme
In the mood for a nice quiet night in with a super-sexy stroker for company? If yes, this masturbatory fantasy from Pipedream may not be the one for you! Don't get us wrong, it's a seriously great stroker, packing a totally unique rotating, squeezing motion that twists and spins a tickler filled pussy-tipped chamber in 10 modes and at 5 speeds. It is not, however, quiet. Unless you forgo the included earbuds, that is!From Pipedream's Extreme collection, the self-contained Ultimate Milker moans, groans and holds nothing back when it comes to filthy phrases courtesy of an embedded speaker. You'll need to use the included buds or connect a pair of your own to hear the (optional) sexy sounds. Plug 'em into a firm, portable plastic casing that holds and protects an intensely textured inner sleeve running alongside some very impressive inner workings.
The Elite Ultimate Milker Masturbator's namesake milking motion is powered by a high speed motor that mans tons of deep, twisty pleasure. Ten rhythms of gyrating rotation can be customized to the perfect speed with 5 to choose from. Meanwhile, you (and/or your partner) will be able to keep an eye on what's going on inside thanks to a clear viewing window.
Built for lots of versatility and always-easy use, the Milker includes a swiveling suction cup that holds tight to just about any smooth nonporous surface once locked. You'll be able to adjust the angle using a dedicated wingnut.
Conveniently USB rechargeable, the Milker powers up just about anywhere using an included cord and a free USB port.
In body safe TPE (elastomer) and ABS plastic, each piece of the Elite Ultimate Milker is easy to clean using warm soapy water or a good toy care fluid/foam. Disassemble for thorough cleaning. Compatible with any favorite water based lube.
* The Ultimate Milker Masturbator is approximately 10.6" (27cm) long and 3.3" (8.4cm) wide. It's about 4.5" (11.4cm) penetrable and approximately 2.8" (7.2cm) in inner diameter
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★★★★★ 5
Enjoyable book
Format: Paperback
Enjoyable book I read along with my 10 year old son that enjoys these types of books.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 6, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Fun aquatic comic romp!
Format: Hardcover
Strange things are happening in Barnacle Bay! When Sashimi comes to shore, grabs a hoodie, and joins Miss Wilcox's classroom, the students ask a lot of questions, but don't get a lot of answers. Joey is assigned to show Shashimi around, but since he is new himself and a target of Billy's bullying, he's reluctant to be seen with a bug eyed student who sweats a lot. This, of course, is how Sashimi, who is really a fish boy, breathes. While he's living in the school and talking to Kevin, the class goldfish, he feels like he should investigate the Beast of Barnacle Bay, since there is a huge festival surrounding the creature. He has a bad experience at a grocery store with some high octane sugar soda and is kicked out after he goes nuts; Billy is there and takes him home to meet his grandfather. Poopdeck Pete is obsessed with the Beast, and gives tours of the bay. Sashimi tells Joey the truth after an incident where Sashimi tries to flush himself down the toilet: he is a fish boy and was chased ashore by Joey's grandfather, and has been living in the school. After meeting with Ben at the local history museum, Sashimi decides to enter the contest to catch the Beast, since there's a $10,000 prize. There is all kinds of drama in the community's participation in this, but in the end, Sashimi donates one of his own scales to the museum, and is rewarded with $500. He donates this money to the school, where budget cuts have been rife, and settles into life in Barnacle Bay. Poopdeck Pete's boat tours experience a resurgence with the interest in the creature, so Joey is happy as well. More adventures, perhaps ones including the very suspiciously damp Ben, are heading to shore.
Santat's illustrations are always a delight, and he brings Sashimi to life in an engaging way. There's even an informational diagram of how Sashimi breathes; of course, there are extra laughs since he is depicted in tighty whities! The use of the hood to hide his more defining aquatic features is inspired, since young readers these days live in hoodies, often (to my chagrin) with the hoods up. Santat must have a deep and abiding interest in the sea, since his 2022 Aquanaut also involves ocean life living on land. Sashimi is much happier and less traumatic than that graphic novel!
Sashimi gets himself involved in many ridiculous situations, which makes this a perfect book for older readers (who pretend to be too sophisticated for jokes about Poopdeck Pete) to read to younger ones. Sashimi gets revenge on Billy in a spitball fight, he has a massive sugar buzz and subsequent crash, and we get snarky but informative inserts about what a poop deck is named that and how Sashimi is able to live on land. The illustration style is colorful and unique, and will appeal to older readers who have been raised on Santat's picture books like Are We There Yet, Beekle, and After the Fall.
Dav Pilkey gets a shout-out in the dedication, which makes perfect sense, since readers of Captain Underpants and Dogman will be thrilled with Sashimi's odd adventures. Santat worked with Tom Angleberger on Princess Pit Stop, and must have absorbed some of Angleberger's Two-Headed Chicken Energy. I'm looking forward to the further adventures of this intrepid fish boy, and hope that he and Joey are able to calm Billy down quite a bit and can continue to support their struggling school.
The box that the publisher sent with the ARC was delightful, and contained a helpful water bottle (so Sashimi can keep breathing), a sticker, poster, and small container of "fish flakes" that I have on good authority actually contains Swedish fish candy!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 14, 2026
★★★★★ 3
Things I’d prefer my children not repeat.
Format: Hardcover
My kids found it entertaining, but as a parent I was not thrilled with all the “poop” and “fart” jokes, as well as characters belittling and calling each other “stupid” and “butthead.”
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Reviewed in the United States on May 19, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Funny and clever
Format: Hardcover
Sashimi, a fish boy, is trying to find someone just like him. Instead he finds unlikely friends. The book is very funny and clever with just the right sense of humor for kids 2-100.
I won my copy from a Goodreads giveaway. I will be sharing my copy with my grandchildren who will fall in love with Sashimi, too.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 20, 2026
★★★★★ 5
I need an answer
Format: Kindle
Why can’t school be like this in real life?! Btw loved the book 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 Yay
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Reviewed in the United States on August 30, 2024