SKU: 27330222205

Howie! - Weighted Lanky Plushy Monster

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Howie! - Weighted Lanky Plushy MonsterHowie! Howie is a very serious sort of business gentleman. You can tell because of his very classy, professional business tie. He has excellent taste in prints. Howie is yet another iteration of our Lanky Monster pattern. I wanted to make one of these dudes with fingies, but they ended up being a bit thinner than I meant them to be. But! Because of that, and because they are weighted, they wiggle around AND I FREAKING LOVE IT!!! And his tie?! I mean,

Howie! 🥰

Howie is a very serious sort of business gentleman. You can tell because of his very classy, professional business tie. He has excellent taste in prints. 😁 Howie is yet another iteration of our Lanky Monster pattern. I wanted to make one of these dudes with fingies, but they ended up being a bit thinner than I meant them to be. 😅 But! Because of that, and because they are weighted, they wiggle around AND I FREAKING LOVE IT!!! 🥰🥰🥰 And his tie?! I mean, come on! 😆

The specs:

Approximate weight: 2.25 pounds

Approximate height: 14 inches (35.56 cm) from his bottom to the tips of his horns, 24 inches (60.96 cm) from the bottoms of his feet to the tips of his horns.

Approximate cuteness: SO FLIPPIN' CUTE, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.

Howie is made from super soft Bubblegum faux fur with Sugar accents. He has two offset pupil purple eyes, one snaggle tooth, and an unnaturally good grasp of Quickbooks. He would love to come home to be your new best friend/business partner! 🥰😁

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