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Single But Be Warned I Come With a Dog T-Shirt — Funny Organic Unisex Tee

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Single But Be Warned I Come With a Dog T-Shirt — Funny Organic Unisex TeeFunny Dating Tee SniffWaggleNWalk Love me, love my dog we're a package deal. 100% Ringspun Cotton 3 Colours S3XL Size Range No Side Seams Soft Ringspun Cotton Unisex Fit Printed to Order Tear Away Label Free Delivery UK, EU, US & More Looking for love? There's just one non negotiable. Single But Be Warned I Come With a Dog lays your priorities out in playful hand lettering, with the word DOG spelled out in a heart packed full of little cartoon pups in

Funny Dating Tee · SniffWaggleNWalk™

Love me, love my dog — we're a package deal.

100%
Ringspun Cotton
3
Colours
S–3XL
Size Range
No
Side Seams
Soft Ringspun Cotton Unisex Fit Printed to Order Tear-Away Label Free Delivery — UK, EU, US & More

Looking for love? There's just one non-negotiable. Single But Be Warned — I Come With a Dog lays your priorities out in playful hand-lettering, with the word DOG spelled out in a heart packed full of little cartoon pups in every breed and colour. It's the perfect cheeky tee for the proudly single dog parent who knows any future partner has to pass the dog first. Soft, comfy and made to spark a smile at the dog park or on a first date.

Sets The Terms Before The First Date
Cheeky, warm and instantly readable — the joke lands the moment anyone reads it. It's a conversation-starter for the single dog lover, a knowing wink at fellow dog people, and a brilliant gift for a friend whose dog is very much the love of their life.
A Heart Full Of Every Breed
The "O" in DOG is a heart filled with colourful little dog faces — from Dachshunds and Pugs to Labradors and terriers — so whatever breed shares your sofa, there's a face in there for you. The black hand-lettering and warm colours pop beautifully on light fabric.
Soft, Comfy & Made To Wear
Made from soft ring-spun cotton with a relaxed unisex fit, twill-taped shoulders for durability and no side seams so it keeps its shape wash after wash. A ribbed collar and tear-away label round out an everyday tee that's as comfortable as it is funny.
What's In The Box
  • 1 × "Single But Be Warned I Come With a Dog" organic unisex t-shirt
  • Your choice of colour (White, Natural or Athletic Heather) and size (S–3XL)
  • Hand-printed to order and shipped fully tracked
Specification Detail
Fabric 100% ring-spun cotton (4.5 oz/yd²); heather shades include polyester
Construction Twill-taped shoulders, ribbed collar, no side seams
Fit Classic unisex retail fit, crew neck, runs true to size
Colours White, Natural, Athletic Heather
Sizes S–3XL (see size chart below)
Print Direct-to-garment (DTG), printed to order
Care Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low

Size Chart (cm)

Size Width Length Sleeve
S 45.7 71.1 20.9
M 50.8 73.7 21.6
L 55.9 76.2 22.2
XL 61.0 78.7 22.9
2XL 66.0 81.3 23.5
3XL 71.1 83.8 24.1

Colour availability: White and Athletic Heather come in the full S–3XL run. Natural is available in S, M, L, XL and 2XL — if you need a 3XL, choose White or Athletic Heather.

Print-to-order: Each tee is printed just for you after you order, so allow a little handling time before it ships (see delivery below).

Light shirts only: The black lettering and colourful dog-heart only pop on a pale background, so we offer it on light colours to keep the design sharp.

✅ Right for you if…
  • You're single and your dog comes first
  • You love a cheeky dating-humour line
  • You want a soft everyday tee for walks
  • You're after a fun gift for a single dog lover
❌ Not for you if…
  • You want the design on a dark/black shirt
  • You'd prefer a subtle, text-free design
  • You need Natural in a 3XL
  • You want a plain, slogan-free tee
Pairs Well With

My Dog Thinks I'm Cool™ — another funny everyday dog-lover tee for the proudly single. Shop it →

Dog Mum™ & Dog Dad™ tees — for when the dog is officially the centre of the household. Shop Dog Mum →

Frequently Asked Questions

What size should I order?

It's a classic unisex fit that runs true to size — order what you normally wear, or size up for a roomier feel. The size chart above gives exact chest width and length in cm; for example, a 102cm / 40" chest sits comfortably in a Large.

What does the design look like?

"SINGLE" sits up top in bold 3D lettering, then "but be warned I come with a" in hand-drawn script, and "DOG" along the bottom — where the O is a heart filled with little cartoon dogs of all breeds and colours.

How do I wash it so the print lasts?

Turn it inside-out, machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Avoid ironing directly over the print. Cared for this way, the design stays vibrant for years.

Is it a good gift?

It's a brilliant, light-hearted gift for a single friend who's devoted to their dog — funny without being rude, and soft enough that they'll actually wear it. A safe bet for any proud dog person.

How long does delivery take?

Delivery is free and fully tracked to the UK, EU, US, Australia and more than 40 countries in total. Anywhere else ships at a flat £6.99. For estimated delivery times to your location, see our contact page or check the information at checkout.

Can I return it if it's not right?

If you're not happy with your order for any reason, visit our contact page and we'll sort it out. Returns are free within 30 days for unused items in original condition.

Single But Be Warned™ is part of the SniffWaggleNWalk™ pet range — tested by real pets, built for real homes.

Shipping Notes
  • Free Standard Shipping on $100+ Orders to the USA.
  • Except Preorder products are shipped in 48 hours.
  • Delivery to the USA:
  1. Standard Shipping : 3-10 business days
  • If time is of the essence, please consider selecting expedited delivery for faster service.
Exchange/Return Notes
  • We offer a 30-day return/exchange service after receiving.
  • Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
  • To process your return/exchange, please contact us at [email protected]
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Klara Gengler
Alexandria, US
★★★★★ 5
Last a while. Will be buying more toys soon.
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Best dog toy I have ever bought. I have three dogs, two at the time I bought this toy. It took them over a year to break through the first layer. The flower comes off first so be careful your dog doesn't swallow it. It still has the second layer so it still looks like a cactus. No stuffing to clean up when they tear into it, which makes it far less messy than other toys. One of my dogs is obsessed with fetch so I use it like a ball inside. The oval shape makes it hard to ensure when it bounces that it will bounce straight. It's bounced into walls and other stuff that I wasn't intending it to hit. Not much of a squeak so I can let them play with it for hours and I don't get annoyed with the noise. Great toy that lasts a while.
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Cassie
Houston, US
★★★★★ 5
Nice Value
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Very cute! Its soft and feels like it is well made. It is a heavier toy and a tougher one. Not a plush toy. I will order again for our older dogs. Nice value for sure!
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Birmingham, US
★★★★★ 5
Great toy for our best boys!
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You can never go wrong with BarkBox toys and this was no exception. Our dogs like toys that have squeakers and that they can tear into. This style of toy fits the bill. The design is cute as well. I’ve had this in the house for months and, while it’s definitely seen better days, it’s still intact and they haven’t gotten to the inner layer. (Not for want of trying.) The perfect type of toy for our fur babies.
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Survives 7 months so far.
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