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Paint the Town Red: Core Rulebook SMPPTRCRBPPaint the Town Red is a sad vampire RPG from SoulMuppet Publishing about depression, partying and falling in love, and explores themes of trauma, vice and loneliness. Set against the backdrop of history's greatest cities, playing a game of Paint the Town Red feel more like a boozy night out on the town than a heroic quest, complete with pre drinks, loud music, smoking areas and hangovers. Paint the Town Red a game about being dead (inside) History's
Paint the Town Red is a sad vampire RPG from SoulMuppet Publishing about depression, partying and falling in love, and explores themes of trauma, vice and loneliness. Set against the backdrop of history's greatest cities, playing a game of Paint the Town Red feel more like a boozy night out on the town than a heroic quest, complete with pre-drinks, loud music, smoking areas and hangovers.
Paint the Town Red - a game about being dead (inside)
History's greatest cities become your playground in this game of partying through the pain and misery of death. You'll attend parties, soirees, balls, functions, gatherings, reunions, celebrations, jamborees; anything to add a little sugar and spice to your eternal boredom.
Inevitably your shenanigans will bring the weight of mortal (and undead) society crashing down on your head, and you'll have to take the party somewhere else and find a new place to slake your thirst. I've heard Charlemagne's court is nice this time of year.
Something very bad happened to you a very long time ago: you died and it fucking hurt.
Your blood is cold, but your skin is colder. Your heart might as well be made of stone. Your memory is like treacle. Sometimes, you even remember to blink.
Being dead sucks, but I know what will make you feel better. Wet your mouth a little, have a drink! It’s time for a party.
Life doesn't have to be boring. Explore the great cities of the world like London, Rome, Aachen and New York in a quest to be the (un)life of the party!
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Size: 5.3 Ounce (Pack of 4)
I purchased this bar soap for my three grandsons and my granddaughter’s boyfriend. They are all in their 20s and liked the fact that the soap lasted longer than the soaps they usually use. I did give them each a different
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Smooth Bars are nice, Scrub Bars Too Rough
Size: 5.3 Ounce (Pack of 4)
Not bad soap. The scents aren't overbearing, but the "Scrub" style bars.... I have very little use for other than the bottoms of my feet. They are extremely rough and not for use directly on the skin. I've other "scrub" bars in the past that I could use almost all over the body but these are like lava rocks.
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★★★★★ 5
Will buy another set
Size: 5.3 Ounce (Pack of 6)
My spouse loves the grittier bars and these last twice as long as another very popular brand. The scents are nice though not as strong as the squatch brand
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★★★★★ 4
Men’s soap
Size: 5.3 Ounce (Pack of 6)
Bought these for my son and he loves the fragrances. Each of the bars are big and is a good value for money. He said there very moisturizing.
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