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I'll Kick Your Ass!

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I'll Kick Your Ass!CAST: Max Ryder, Dimitri Darkthorn DIRECTOR: Ron Sexton RELEASE DATE: 7 1 2020 Dimitri has a problem. And that problem is Max Ryder. It seems that Max has been spending a little too much time with Dimitris girl, and the big D is ready to teach the upstart a lesson! Both are wearing extremely sexy leather jackets, speedo and boots (Dimitri in all white, which compliments his beautiful body, and Max in a black jacket and red speedos which shows off his

CAST: Max Ryder, Dimitri Darkthorn

DIRECTOR: Ron Sexton

RELEASE DATE: 7/1/2020

Dimitri has a problem. And that problem is Max Ryder. It seems that Max has been spending a little too much time with Dimitri’s girl, and the big D is ready to teach the upstart a lesson!

Both are wearing extremely sexy leather jackets, speedo and boots (Dimitri in all white, which compliments his beautiful body, and Max in a black jacket and red speedos which shows off his beautiful bulge and ass).

Max tried to make peace with Dimitri (why does he always do this?)! But Dimitri isn’t having it and launches his attract with a giant kick to Max’s nuts!

Dimitri continues his vicious revenge with a powerful boot to the balls which he uses to squeeze his balls until they are ready to pop! To add insult to serious injury, he snaps a few pics of Max’s punishment to send to his girlfriend!

Realizing he has a good weapon in his hands, Dimitri uses his cell phone to deliver a few more whacks to Max’s bulge. Dimitri’s dark side has been unleashed and he will not stop his demonic demolition! He applies a long and drawn out leg scissor to Max and begins to squeeze the life out of him!

This is where I begin to question the truth. These two are obviously angry with each other, but they also can’t keep their hands off each other! They are lasciviously running their hands up and down their muscles. Maybe THEY had something going on the side? Possibly, but we may never know!

With each low blow, Dimitri seems determined to castrate Max and make him his new “girlfriend.” He even stretches him out in an amazing abdominal stretch and insults his ex-buddy by saying “Guess who’s better from behind?” (Gulp!?)

Max gains the upper hand for only a moment, showing off Dimitri’s beautiful bulge, but the hypnotizing nuts of his Frat Brother distracts him long enough for Dimitri to deliver another swift kick to Max’s groin and then puts the cherry on top with a nasty neck crank, it’s so strong that it looks like Max might lose his head!

Now, Dimitri has unleashed a rage that will scare even the viewers (unless you get off on that kind of thing, which we do). He unleashes a flurry of punches, kicks, and claws to Max’s dick , all while talking shit, taking selfies and demanding answers about why he cheated on him -er- his girlfriend!

Next, he strips off his beautiful white jacket and uses it as a noose around Max’s throat, flips and folds him over only to take pics of Max’s beautiful bubble butt!

A Tree of woe, another wedged foot into Max’s manhood have him screaming and wailing for mercy! But, Dimitri is NOT in a forgiving mood!

I worry if the two former “friends” can rebuilt their trust in each other. But that’s a story for another day! This match is all about the destruction of Max’s manhood! And I got a pretty good feeling he’ll be singing soprano tomorrow!
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❈ Elizabeth ❈ | Breakawayreads
Houston, US
★★★★★ 5
Fallen Angels, fae, vampires, oh my!
Format: Kindle
Rating: 4.5 | Spice: 2 (but a good slow-burn) • Main Characters: Huntyr and Wolf • I couldn’t wait to read this book; there was so much hype about it! And there was no doubt why. I fell in love with the characters and the plot itself. This book is mainly plot driven more than friction driven but it’s easy to follow along with. The characters are fun, easily understood. The main setting is at an academy where both the main characters are going through trials and building strength for the final test, The Transcendent. There are fantastic side characters as well. I loved the camaraderie between Huntyr and her friends. But we don’t like Lanson. 😆 We do have some plot twists that come into play throughout the book. Secrets and betrayal to be seen. I did adore Wolf and Huntyr’s relationship. It was a classic slow burn trope. They didn’t hit it off fast, but in time their feelings grew. I loved their banter, so sexy. Wolf is your next book boyfriend; Huntyr is your next vampire assassin independent bad-a*s female. Themes include loyalty, trust, self-discovery, a true slow burn romance. Side note: book ends on a angsty cliffhanger! • Emily, thank you for writing this awesome novel and I cannot wait to devour Book 2, Blood So Brutal! 😍 • Happy reading, my lovelies! xo
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Reviewed in the United States on January 21, 2024
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MelsABookworm
Natrona Heights, US
★★★★★ 4
“My heart bows to you and you only, Huntress.”
Format: Kindle
3.5 🌟 This book popped up in my KU recommended reading suggestions and the synopsis sounded like what I was in the mood for. I'm so glad I took a chance on it. I went into this knowing absolutely nothing about it and ended up really liking it. I love when this happens. The main characters are likeable and I easily found myself rooting for them. There is a mystery element to each of their backstories that I enjoyed watching unfold and can't wait to get more of. Wolf, in particular, has me fixated. Love him. I found this to be an entertaining, addictive read with a plot that moves along at a good pace. It reads so easily I found myself very reluctant to put it down. Lots of twists and turns and the angst is there. A good set up for the next book to come, for sure. My issues with this book....the dialogue feels a bit juvenile at times and there is a repetitive over use of a particular word phrasing that I found myself giving the ole eye-roll to. There are, without a doubt, some pretty cliche moments that gave me a bit of the cringe. I think this could've certainly 100% benefited from more depth regarding the world building. Perhaps the world building was sacrificed to keep the pacing quick? Just a guess. Also, the lack of consistency of character for the FMC was really evident and so she feels quite illogical at times. Overall, this was a fun and enjoyable read that hit the spot well enough for me. That ending certainly has me impatiently pining for book 2!
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Reviewed in the United States on June 18, 2024
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Port Orchard, US
★★★★★ 3
Interesting take on the genre
Format: Kindle
True rating: 3.25 ⭐️ I enjoyed the fresh take on the genre. The best way I could describe the setting and world is an apocalyptic dystopian version of Farie where vampires, fae, and angles struggle to survive in what is left of the world. It was definitely interesting throwing the academy/hunger games aspect into this world as well. Even though I guessed the final reveal early on in the book, I kept hoping I was wrong, and it would take a surprising turn. While the "plot twists" were a bit predictable to me, I still enjoyed the ride this book took me on. Another downfall for me was the plot holes in the world building... I.E. if society has fallen and the world is in the aftermath of war, how are there trains running around the world? Just to take young adults to the trials to get into the golden city? How is the train maintained, the tracks clear, etc? However, I did enjoy the FMC & MMC and thought they were fleshed out nicely. I also enjoyed the side characters but wish some were developed more like Ashalin (sp?). I do find myself rooting for the MCs to succeed and find happiness together, which is obviously an important aspect for romantasy. Overall, was this an earth-shattering, mind-bending, terrific piece of literature? No. But was it the worst thing I've read this year? Also, no. This book has, to me, the bones of a great read & just needs a bit more to push it from an alright book to a great book. Overall ratings: Plot- 3.5⭐️ World building 3⭐️ Spice 2.5 🌶🌶 Main characters 4 ⭐️ Supporting characters 3.5⭐️
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Reviewed in the United States on May 12, 2024
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Irene zamora
Bozeman, US
★★★★★ 5
great book
Format: Kindle
I am really excited to meet the author at the book retreat this month. I really enjoyed this world that she built and most of the female main character Huntress is so awesome. She goes through a lot in this book and the ending; wow! I wouldn't have even guessed. I highly recommend everyone to read this book. I have been so lucky this year that almost all the books I have read have been, so far, 5 out 5 stars.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 2, 2026
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Anastasia Goygova
Fort Morgan, US
★★★★★ 4
Fallen for the Fallen Angel – A Guilty Pleasure Worth Every Page
Format: Kindle
There’s something deeply irresistible about a dark academia or trial-based setting, a brooding and arrogant fallen angel, and a fierce heroine with enough sass to go toe-to-toe with him. Wings So Wicked is exactly that kind of book—and I devoured it in just a couple of days. To be fair, the plot isn’t groundbreaking. If you’re looking for something fresh and innovative in terms of storyline, this might not be it. But if your reader heart beats faster at the mere mention of enemies-to-lovers, jealousy-fueled banter, magical trials, betrayals, and forbidden tension—you’ll feel right at home. It’s like catnip for those of us with this particular weakness. The chemistry between the leads could have used a slightly slower burn to make the tension sizzle longer, but I still found myself completely invested in their dynamic. There are moments and phrases that feel a bit cheesy or underdeveloped, but honestly? I didn’t care. The vibes were exactly what I wanted. This book isn’t trying to reinvent the genre—it’s here to give readers like me what we crave: high-stakes magical drama, angsty romance, and the thrill of watching a badass girl and her brooding counterpart clash and spark. If that sounds like your kind of story, Wings So Wicked will hit the mark. Here’s hoping Book 2 turns up the heat and keeps the magic alive.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 20, 2025

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