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I will not eat you

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I will not eat you"Magoon's exuberant art recalls classic characters, most particularly Max in his wolf suit Fanciful pretend play for the dragon slaying preschooler." Kirkus Reviews "The dark color palette and mischievous nature of the text are reminiscent of Jon Klassen's I Want My Hat Back (2011) albeit with a different final outcome." Booklist From the award winning author of Warning: Do Not Open This Book! and beloved illustrator Scott Magoon comes a suspenseful

"Magoon's exuberant art recalls classic characters, most particularly Max in his wolf suit...Fanciful pretend play for the dragon-slaying preschooler." --Kirkus Reviews

"The dark color palette and mischievous nature of the text are reminiscent of Jon Klassen's I Want My Hat Back (2011)--albeit with a different final outcome." --Booklist

From the award-winning author of Warning: Do Not Open This Book! and beloved illustrator Scott Magoon comes a suspenseful and darkly funny new picture book about a creature who resists the urge to eat the animals that wander into his cave...at least for now!


Theodore thinks everything is a potential meal. Lucky for the bird, wolf, and tiger, who pass by his cave, Theodore isn't hungry...yet. But then something new approaches. A boy. Has Theodore found a new favorite food? Or something more?
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