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Creature Penis Hades Silicone Dildo Large

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Creature Penis Hades Silicone Dildo LargeThis mythical shaft is none other than the King of the Underworld's masterpiece. Hades himself has come to claim you with a black and red rod that is designed with devilish details. The tapered tip helps it slip inside but then the countless grooves and ridges will delight you and send you well over the edge of pleasure! The wide base provides powerful suction so you can go hands free by placing it on any flat surface to keep it in place. You can also

This mythical shaft is none other than the King of the Underworld's masterpiece. Hades himself has come to claim you with a black and red rod that is designed with devilish details. The tapered tip helps it slip inside but then the countless grooves and ridges will delight you and send you well over the edge of pleasure! The wide base provides powerful suction so you can go hands-free by placing it on any flat surface to keep it in place. You can also combine it with a compatible strap-on harness for pegging play! Made out of premium, phthalate-free silicone, it has a firm core and soft, silky surface. Explore every sci-fi, fantasy, roleplay or cosplay scene you want with this epic adult toy! Use only with water-based lubricants for best results. After play is over, wash the dildo with warm water and soap and use a toy cleaner to spray clean. Wipe dry and store in a cool, dark place out of direct sunlight.

You gasp, as if air had left your lungs for eons, and open your eyes to see the winged feet of Hermes flying away. In front of you is a dock leading to waters shrouded in mist. There are no lights anywhere, just an eerie glow. You feel disoriented and unsteady, but you walk towards the dock as if by instinct. As your feet step onto the swaying wooden slats, two lights flicker to life ten feet from you. The eyes of the ferryman Charon, burning like fire in the darkest night, glare at you impatiently. You swallow nervously and reach into your pocket to find coins there. He reaches out his palm for your payment and you step onto the boat. As you both leave the dock, the river starts to moan, and you realize the bodies of the restless dead are beginning to reach out to you, their faces surfacing and crying out softly, pained. You lean away from them in horror, keeping away from the edges of the boat. Charon does not seem affected, and keeps the paddle steadily dipping into the water again and again. Soon you have reached the end of the river and as you are about to step out, something lands heavily in front of you! It startles you so much you nearly fall into the water, but the creature grabs your wrist and pulls you into its arms. As you get your bearings you realize it is a man with rippling muscles, tall and dark with eyes like a starless sky, and skin that burns hot despite the cold air surrounding you both. His massive wings sweep back and forth a few times, causing a strong gust, then he leaps into the air and carries you into the cavernous unknown. You don't know what is up or down, or if there is a sky, but soon you both land on the balcony of a dark castle. He sets you down and then pulls his wings back into his body.

"Persephone, you've returned." The man in front of you says, lust in his voice. You're confused. Who is this man and why does he think you're the goddess of Spring, the wife of King Hades? Then it dawns on you... this man is indeed the king of the underworld, and you may be in the deepest trouble of your life. "Am I dead?" you ask, your voice trembling. He frowns, concerned. "The journey must have caused you to forget." He walks towards you and then lifts you up. You choose not to fight back as he carries you into the grandest, richest room you've ever seen. The king's bedroom is gilded with ancient gold and jewels, with a bed that looks like it could fit ten people, and a table full of delicacies and delights that await you. He tells the servants to leave and then places you on the bed. "Don't worry, I've got something to make you remember everything." He strips your clothing off and you barely put up a fight. Then he drops his own clothing to the floor. Your eyes bulge as you see the largest, rigid shaft. It has a tapered tip that looks ready to plunge inside of you, length and girth to make you feel just a little anxious, and the ribs and ridges make your mouth go dry with anticipation. Heat pools between your legs as you gaze at it and a whimper escapes your lips. He lowers himself to taste you, grunting and groaning in delight, and comes up with a wet face, grinning through devilishly wicked features. Then he pushes you back, holds your hair in a tight ball in his fist, and slides his shaft inside of you inch by inch... You cry out in pain and try to writhe free but his other hand pushes down against your chest, keeping you in place. "Take it! Take every part of me! You will soon remember everything!" Then his entire shaft is inside and you feel like you can barely breathe! Then he pulls it out and begins pounding, thrusting with speed and force until your pleasure rises, and rises, and rises, until you feel your whole body burn with intensity! You see a flash of light and scream out, bliss and ecstasy emptying you of any other thought, and then collapse on his bed, half-conscious. When you come to, you realize exactly who you are and what delicious things you and Hades are still yet to enjoy.

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Size: Medium, Color: Black (001)/Graphite
Great shirt and feels great during my workouts. Fits just about to the size. I wear a medium and it’s a little loose but not bad.
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Good Basic Athletic Shirt
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These shirts (I have six) are all they should be, and, for the price, an excellent choice for a regular workout or running shirt. Nothing too flashy. Washes well. Doesn't shrink or wrinkle. May run a tad small.
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Superb running shirt
Size: Medium, Color: Steel Light Heather (036)/Black
I really love this shirt, so much I ordered a second one. I'm between a medium and large and found the medium was the best fit; not too tight. The large was a bit on the big side for me, but I kept it anyway, it's not so big it swallows you up. Even when sweaty, it doesn't cling to you like some of the running shirts I've tried.
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