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Apocalyptic Ape #2536 Kids "Not Hot" Sauce

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Apocalyptic Ape #2536 Kids "Not Hot" SauceNot Hot Sauce Training Wheels for Future Spice Lords Not Hot Sauce is what you get when you want all the chaos of Apocalyptic Rations flavor with none of the fire department involvement. This bottle is built for tiny rebels, spice cowards, and flavor fans who want zero burn and maximum drip. Cane sugar, peaches, and red chili puree come together to make a sweet, tangy glaze that tastes like a fruit stand that survived the apocalypse. Tomatoes, jalapeo

“Not Hot” Sauce – Training Wheels for Future Spice Lords

“Not Hot” Sauce is what you get when you want all the chaos of Apocalyptic Rations flavor with none of the fire department involvement.

This bottle is built for tiny rebels, spice cowards, and flavor fans who want zero burn and maximum drip. Cane sugar, peaches, and red chili puree come together to make a sweet, tangy glaze that tastes like a fruit stand that survived the apocalypse. Tomatoes, jalapeño peppers, cayenne, and capsicum oil are present in micro-doomsday doses, just enough to bring authentic chili flavor without lighting a single tongue on fire.

Vidalia onions (1.34% by weight, because we’re nerds) plus minced onion and salt lend that mellow, caramel-y, savory note, while vinegar keeps it bright and dippable. Smooth, clingy texture that coats nuggets, fries, and anything your future hot sauce fiend is willing to test.

This is the gateway bottle. Today, “Not Hot.” Tomorrow… Scorpion Dust.

Flavor Profile:

  • Sweet: Cane sugar, peaches, and tomato for candy-adjacent glaze vibes

  • Tangy: Vinegar and chili puree keep it bright, not boring

  • Savory: Vidalia onions, minced onion, and salt for gentle umami depth

  • Chili Flavor, Zero Fear: Red chili, jalapeño, cayenne, and capsicum oil in baby-step amounts

Heat Level: NONE
All flavor, no fire. Approved for kids, grandparents, and people who think black pepper is “a lot.”

Best Deployed On: Chicken nuggets, fries, tater tots, mac and cheese, grilled cheese, pizza crusts, rice bowls, and any bland post-collapse snack in desperate need of sweet, tangy, zero-risk chaos.

Ingredients: Water, Cane Sugar, Red Chili Puree, Vinegar, Peaches, Jalapeno Peppers, Salt, Minced Onion, Tomatoes, Vidalia Onions, Cayenne Pepper, Xanthan Gum, And Capsicum Oil.

Refrigerate After Opening. 1.34% Vidalia Onion by Weight. May Contain Pits.

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★★★★★ 4
Smells like medicine
I am editing my review to give a better feedback. It smells great on a dog, just like cedar. I tried it on something else first, and it didn't have the same smell. It's good, I approve :) Original review: I am a fan of evergreen and woodsy scents, so I had high hopes for this. Unfortunately it smells "mediciney" to me, I don't know how else to describe it. Kindof reminds me of Vicks vaporub when I was a kid.. pretty disappointing.
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★★★★★ 5
Great for stinky dogs
This stuff worked for my two dogs I have a Chihuahua and a terrier. They both smell much better.
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★★★★★ 5
Fleas hate the smell to death!!
So I bought this spray mainly for refreshing my pup during the day. The smell of Furrest is amazing. Fortunately for us, his fleas hate it to death ☠️.I seriously say to death because his fleas were dropping off him within mins of him being sprayed. I love this product and I do plan to mention what it does for us.
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ALEXANDRA RIQUEL
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★★★★★ 5
Smell good
The smell is like essential oil, but it last for like 5 days.
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Keshuna Tatum-Edwards
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★★★★★ 3
It’s a okay scent and spray.
Smell okay and lasts little while. The first one I received came busted so had to get a replacement but the second one was fine. Am not too much of a fan of the scent but gets the job done.
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