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The Mortician's Curse

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The Mortician's CurseLexi is a beautiful, but wild, college senior. She lives to manipulate men. Her life changes after enrolling in a mysterious college course called Death and Dying. In this course, secularism and liberalism run rampant, challenging the views of every student in the class. After a tour of a local funeral home with a sinister mortician, Lexis promiscuous and out of control lifestyle leads her onto a dark path. Will she ever get the chance to change, or

Lexi is a beautiful, but wild, college senior. She lives to manipulate men. Her life changes after enrolling in a mysterious college course called “Death and Dying.” In this course, secularism and liberalism run rampant, challenging the views of every student in the class.

After a tour of a local funeral home with a sinister mortician, Lexi’s promiscuous and out-of-control lifestyle leads her onto a dark path. Will she ever get the chance to change, or will she be forced to endure the mortician’s curse for the rest of her miserable life?

About the Author

Z. J. Hampl is a graduate of Castleton University with a bachelor’s degree in Social Sciences and Psychology. He also studies health sciences and spent four years studying video production and multimedia at Stafford Technical Center and the New England School of Communications.

At 22, Hampl became a political enthusiast for the Republican Party and is a member of the Young Americans for Liberty. He lives in Vermont as a member of the Knights of Columbus. He is currently pursuing a career as an emergency medical technician.

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EUP
Belleville, US
★★★★★ 3
“Indestructible” not so much
Color: Blue goose - pineapple plush
Cute as can be, but the cloth-only tips on the wings and tail were immediately ripped off, eaten, and vomited. I’m hoping without those, the toy will be “more” indestructible.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 29, 2026
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Kindle CustomerJoanne
Boise, US
★★★★★ 4
He loved the toy
Color: Blue goose - pineapple plush, Color: Blue goose - pineapple plush
My dog loved this toy, however it is not indestructible, he had it in 2 pieces within a day, but I do need to say he is a big boy and we haven’t found a toy yet that he can’t destroy
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Reviewed in the United States on April 10, 2026
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LoriK
Natrona Heights, US
★★★★★ 2
Disappointed
Color: Platypus - pineapple plush, Color: Platypus - pineapple plush
3 month old husky mix ripped this toy open within hours of having it and as of now, all the feet are missing. I only let him play with it a few hours a day because of the squeaker, so not as advertised.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 4, 2026
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Jerry
Lowell, US
★★★★★ 3
Teething Puppy Destroyed Goose
Color: Blue goose - pineapple plush
Product appearance attractive and looks like fun, however, simply did NOT withstand an aggressive chewer like my 10 week old puppy - did not last more than three days and needed to be thrown out for safety reasons. ☹️
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Reviewed in the United States on June 8, 2026
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Amazon Customer
Battle Creek, US
★★★★★ 2
Not indestructible but she had fun tearing it apart.
Color: Blue goose - pineapple plush
Hardly indestructible as the description claimed. She enjoyed it, while it lasted, for 15 minutes. I wish I could figure out how to show the photo of her after she tore it up. But I can’t. Sadly.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 31, 2026

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