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Amager The Bastard Princess (500ml)Amager The Bastard Princess Style IPA Brewed by Amager Bryghus Kastrup, Denmark 6. 0% ABV 40 IBU A dryhopped New England style IPA. Throughout history Danish kings have been known for two things: 1. A strange desire to declare war on far superior enemies. 2. A libido even exceeding their lust for powder and cannonballs. One king had such success in the crown canopy bed that his many sons and daughters at one point were happily installed as kings,
Amager The Bastard PrincessStyle IPA
Brewed by Amager Bryghus
Kastrup, Denmark
6.0% ABV
40 IBU
A dryhopped New England style IPA.
Throughout history Danish kings have been known for two things:
1. A strange desire to declare war on far superior enemies.
2. A libido even exceeding their lust for powder and cannonballs.
One king had such success in the crown canopy bed that his many sons and daughters at one point were happily installed as kings, princes and princesses at royal courts all over Europe. However, this particular king couldn’t keep his royal pecker in his pants, so he continued to spread his royal seed with court servants and kitchen maids. Every so often this royal fornication would lead to the birth of a bastard child with half royal genes. The mother would then secretly be expelled from the court for being a shrewd temptress! This beer, The Bastard Princess, is named after just such a fourth generation royal bastard whose noble ancestry was a well kept family secret for many years. But why hide the fact that you have royal blood in your veins – even if you are indeed just a bastard?
Ingredients: Water. Barley malts: Pilsner, Wheat, Carapils. Hops: Columbus, Simcoe, Citra. Yeast: UK-ale
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Huge watch.
Color: Black/Black/ Wjite Digital
HUGE !!!! I should have figured out what 50mm was in inches and got something smaller. Live and learn.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 29, 2026
★★★★★ 1
THIS WATCH IS NOT WATERPROOF AT 8 FT
Color: Black/Black/ Black Digital
DO NOT BUY TIMEX WATCHES - TIMEX ARE LIARS- I just called Timex and was told "a 30 meter rating is only for washing hands, not for swimming" This is a BIG FAT LIE. If the watch is only for swimming then SAY THAT!
I AM VERY DISATISFIED- THIS WATCH LEAKED IN 8 FT OF WATER WHILE SWIMMING IN MY POOL .
-ALSO, WATCH FACE IS VERY DARK AND HARD TO READ. Even if it didn't leak I would be very unhappy.
I want a refund? This watch is only a week old when it failed.
DO NOT BUY TIMEX WATCHES
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Reviewed in the United States on June 26, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Timex
Color: Black/Black/ Wjite Digital
Works great..good nite lite
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Reviewed in the United States on May 24, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Great!
Color: Black/Black/ Wjite Digital, Color: Black/Black/ Wjite Digital
Great, Just as I remembered them! The only difference is, a shorter band. I thought I had small wrists for a man, but with this band I have to use the last hole to be comfortable . I may add one more hole to the band!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 30, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Takes a Licking and Keeps on Ticking
Color: Green/Black
I love this watch despite the fact that it is really a toy. I love the look of the watch, I love how lite the weight of the watch is on my wrist, and it really does keep good time if you manage the solar charge properly. Other than looking cool on your wrist, this watch has absolutely no functions other than time keeping. The black plastic bezel is molded into the case and does not turn, so don't plan on using that. The watch has no light, the dial numbers are non-luminous and the hands are very limited in terms of luminosity. No buttons. All you can do is adjust the time and date by pulling out what used to be a winding stem in the good old days.
The small tag on the strap with Geographic coordinates shown on it indicate the location of the old Timex manufacturing facility (SW of Waterbury, CT).
I have a nice ledge at my bedroom window and it gets good western sun for a good part of the day regardless of the time of year. On this ledge you will find a half dozen solar powered watches (mostly Casio) properly aligned to maximize the charge they may receive each day. Note that the description for this Timex watch specifically states that a lightbulb won't charge this watch. You need direct sunlight for several hours if you want to get more than a 3-week charge into this watch.
So, I'll leave you with a couple of tips, my friends; 1.) If you are looking for a first watch to give your outdoorsy oriented Son or Daughter, then give them this one. Why? Because it is cool looking, fairly well built, and it actually works, 2.) After you receive your Timex watch, be sure to keep the display mount it is packaged with. It makes a great fixture to mount your watch on for charging and allows you to maximize the position of the solar cells on the dial so that you can optimize charging time.
Have Fun!
Jimmy
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Reviewed in the United States on February 28, 2026