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An Englishman in Texas

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An Englishman in TexasFor the past two hundred years, Lawrence Burton author of widely ignored Faction Paradox novel Against Nature has been channelling his most tinfoil hatted paranoiac thoughts into a regular online blog comprising autobiographical accounts and observations, essays, bitterly sarcastic parodies of the work of more successful authors, and general whining about how everything used to be better than it is now. An Englishmen in Texas is his life story in no

For the past two-hundred years, Lawrence Burton - author of widely ignored Faction Paradox novel Against Nature - has been channelling his most tinfoil-hatted paranoiac thoughts into a regular online blog comprising autobiographical accounts and observations, essays, bitterly sarcastic parodies of the work of more successful authors, and general whining about how everything used to be better than it is now. An Englishmen in Texas is his life story in no particular order if you squint a bit, but it's other things too, and now you're no longer obliged to sit squinting at a screen to read the f***er because it's all collected here as a proper book, every last sentence plus a few pieces which were never used. Some of it's probably quite funny, depending on your sense of humour; then again, it's not like anyone is forcing you to buy the thing, so whatever.

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