Middle School Bites
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Middle School Bites

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Middle School BitesTom is desperate to fit in at school, but he's hungry and howling, not to mention half dead. Blame it on the vampire and the werewolf and the zombie in this monstrously funny new series from SpongeBob SquarePants head writer Steven Banks. "Fast Funny Fresh " Chris Grabenstein, #1 New York Times best selling author of the Mr. Lemoncello's Library series "What are you waiting for? Open this book right now " Tom Angleberger, New York Times best selling

Tom is desperate to fit in at school, but he's hungry and howling, not to mention half dead. Blame it on the vampire - and the werewolf - and the zombie - in this monstrously funny new series from SpongeBob SquarePants head writer Steven Banks.

"Fast Funny Fresh " - Chris Grabenstein, #1 New York Times best-selling author of the Mr. Lemoncello's Library series

"What are you waiting for? Open this book right now " - Tom Angleberger, New York Times best-selling author of the Origami Yoda series

Thanks to a series of unfortunate bites, eleven-year-old Tom is a triple threat: he's a Vam-Wolf-Zom. And just in time for the first day of middle school. So much for his Invisible Tom Plan. He never thought to make a What If I Turn Into A Vampire Werewolf Zombie Plan. Maybe it's time for a Run Away and Live Somewhere Else Plan?

With the help of his irrepressible best friend, Zeke, Tom tries to accept his future. Zeke thinks being a Vam-Wolf-Zom sounds EXCELLENT (Zeke thinks everything sounds EXCELLENT ) At least he'll be able to stand up to the sixth-grade bully. The question is will the rest of Hamilton Middle School accept the Vam-Wolf-Zom, too?

Tom's toothsome saga is illustrated with clever, cartoon-style art on every spread. Created by an Emmy-nominated writer for SpongeBob, The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, and CatDog, this new series is perfect for fans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid and The Last Kids on Earth. EXCELLENT

Binding Type: Hardcover
Publisher: Holiday House
Published: 02/04/2020
ISBN: 9780823445431
Pages: 304
Weight: 1.01lbs
Size: 8.30h x 5.60w x 0.80d

Review Citations: Kirkus Reviews 10/15/2019
School Library Journal 12/01/2019 pg. 78
Booklist 12/01/2019 pg. 59
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