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If Giraffes Were Real

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If Giraffes Were RealTheres no such thing as a horse with a horn, but there is such a thing as a leopard horse with a ten foot long neck? Absurd, right? If Giraffes Were Real takes that absurdity and runs with it as a satirical work meant to amuse children and parents alike. About the Author Uncle Andrew, if you know him, either is your uncle, or isn't. If you address him as My dear, Uncle, in person or in a letter, he will more often than not be confused, especially if

There’s no such thing as a horse with a horn, but there is such a thing as a leopard horse with a ten-foot long neck? Absurd, right?

If Giraffes Were Real takes that absurdity and runs with it as a satirical work meant to amuse children and parents alike.

About the Author

Uncle Andrew, if you know him, either is your uncle, or isn't. If you address him as “My dear, Uncle,” in person or in a letter, he will more often than not be confused, especially if he is not your uncle—as is the case of the majority of the human race, and indeed the majority of all species on this earth. He is brother to two other uncles, as well as one or two aunts. He resides closer to his own uncle than to any of his uncle’s other nephews, but not closer to his uncle’s uncle than they.

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Cody
Charlottesville, US
★★★★★ 1
Not for aggressive chewers!
Color: H) Infinity Ring, Color: H) Infinity Ring
Not for aggressive chewers! Done for in about two minutes. I unboxed this and tugged with my Mal for a but then let her have it. Within minutes she had chewed through it. Not worth the money.
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Nicole Lomonaco
Birmingham, US
★★★★★ 4
Dog ball
Color: A) Small 2.5" Ball
My dog enjoys but smaller than expected
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Reviewed in the United States on May 20, 2026
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Amy
Dallas, US
★★★★★ 5
Great tough ball
Color: A) Small 2.5" Ball
Great ball for dogs who like to destroy most any ball. Our girl loves this. Yay!!!
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Reviewed in the United States on March 17, 2026
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Christopher D Smith
Houston, US
★★★★★ 3
Not Quite So Durable...
Color: B) Medium 3" Ball, Color: B) Medium 3" Ball
Maybe I have a SUPER aggressive chewer...he went through this ball in under a week. I originally bought the ball because of a review that stated the owner's Pitbull had the same ball for two years; not so much for my Rottweiler. He started chewing off and swallowing small crumbs from the ball within a day or two. By the end of the week, it was chunks so I had to toss it in the trash to prevent an intestinal obstruction. On the up side, my Rottweiler LOVED the ball while it lasted. However, I can't, in good conscience, give this ball a rave review based on this experience. Please take this review with a grain of salt as I have yet to find ANY toy that my boy won't DESTROY in a week or two. I hope that someone finds this informative when searching for chew toys for SUPER aggressive chewers like mine.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 16, 2026
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Alejandra Felan
Whiting, US
★★★★★ 5
My dog LOVES this
Style: Goal Post Chew Toy, Color: Dallas Cowboys
I originally purchased 1 of these at Walmart. My dog did his thing with it and loved it so much that I had to repurchase another one through Amazon. My dog LOVES THIS TOY! It's his favorite!
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