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If You Ever Want to Bring a Pirate to Meet Santa, Don't!The fourth book in the New York Times bestselling Magnolia Says DON'T series that started with If You Ever Want to Bring an Alligator to School, Don't is another loud and cautionary tale of what not to do when you visit Santa. If your dad says you're going to meet a bearded guy with a red suit and a bag full of treasures he is not talking about meeting a pirate But Magnolia has already invited the misbehaving swashbuckler to jump in line to meet
The fourth book in the New York Times-bestselling Magnolia Says DON'T series that started with If You Ever Want to Bring an Alligator to School, Don't is another loud and cautionary tale of what not to do...when you visit Santa. If your dad says you're going to meet a bearded guy with a red suit and a bag full of treasures...he is not talking about meeting a pirate But Magnolia has already invited the misbehaving swashbuckler to jump in line to meet Santa. So what if pirates are on the Naughty List? She'll just teach this one to change his scurvy ways--no plundering or sword-fighting or plank-walking allowed Plus, Santa is happy to hear everyone's wish list. Right? It's YO HO HO versus HO HO HO in this rowdy and raucous holiday guide on how not to meet Santa, from Elise Parsley, the bestselling creator of If You Ever Want to Bring an Alligator to School, DON'TBinding Type: Hardcover
Publisher: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
Published: 10/16/2018
ISBN: 9780316466776
Pages: 40
Weight: 1.00lbs
Size: 12.00h x 9.40w x 0.40d
Review Citations: Kirkus Reviews 09/01/2018
Publishers Weekly 09/24/2018
School Library Journal 10/01/2018 pg. 51
Hornbook Guide to Children 01/01/2019 - Recommended, Satisfactory
Accelerated Reader Quiz #/Name: 197811 / If You Ever Want to Bring a Pirate to Meet Santa, Don't!
Reading Level: 3.5 / Interest Level: Lower Grade / Point Value: 0.5
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★★★★★ 5
Professional quality
This works beautifully. The cork removal is smooth and easy.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 27, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Works great and attractive
Works great, easy to use and attractive. Lightweight, doesn't take up a lot of space. Battery seems strong. Foil cutter works great. Good buy!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 12, 2026
★★★★★ 5
GREAT product!
I have had mechanical wine openers before and found them to be more annoying and more time consuming than just using a traditional corkscrew. NOT the case w/this one. So....
1. display: the charger station is small enough in size that it would fit in most any location w/o taking up too much space. For those that do not like clutter or one more "gadget" to sit out, this is a good size. The charging station has a little holder for the foil cutter as well which is great and keeps all parts together so no one has to search drawers when ready to open the bottle. There is a blue light that glows while being charged and is very pleasant to look actually and is a nice touch. so it actually looks really good sitting on top of the wine rack. Mine happens to be right next to an electrical plug on the wall so does not reveal the hanging cords or wires.
2. function: works great so far and have opened quite a few bottles. very easy to use. would suggest holding the bottle by the fatter part toward the middle and then using the other hand to work the corkscrew. does not work well if the bottle sits on the counter unless you have a good solid grip on the base. Its actually easier to just pick up the bottle and do it that way. of course that's after using the foil cutter which gives a perfect cut and removal each and every time.
3. battery life: i think the product says it can be used for 30 bottle openings during a single charge. that is quite more wine that most people would be going through in an evening so i don't think anyone would have an issue w/keeping a charge. I use it and then put directly back on the charging station as i do my mechanical salt and pepper grinders. that way, its always on the cradle and charging. as mentioned there is a blue light that glows in the actual item while its charging and i like the way it looks so would have no reason to keep it off the charger anyway.
this also makes a GREAT gift especially a house warming gift to anyone who drinks wine or entertains
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Reviewed in the United States on October 14, 2020
★★★★★ 5
Wine opener.
Works great.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 4, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Great but had a problem
It’s great except you have to finagle the darn thing for it to charge. Sometimes I have to use something to get it to lean just right so it charges. Otherwise it’s spectacular and easy to use! Love the foil cutter tbh, that works like a gem!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 26, 2026