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If You Ever Want to Bring a Pirate to Meet Santa, Don't!The fourth book in the New York Times bestselling Magnolia Says DON'T series that started with If You Ever Want to Bring an Alligator to School, Don't is another loud and cautionary tale of what not to do when you visit Santa. If your dad says you're going to meet a bearded guy with a red suit and a bag full of treasures he is not talking about meeting a pirate But Magnolia has already invited the misbehaving swashbuckler to jump in line to meet
The fourth book in the New York Times-bestselling Magnolia Says DON'T series that started with If You Ever Want to Bring an Alligator to School, Don't is another loud and cautionary tale of what not to do...when you visit Santa. If your dad says you're going to meet a bearded guy with a red suit and a bag full of treasures...he is not talking about meeting a pirate But Magnolia has already invited the misbehaving swashbuckler to jump in line to meet Santa. So what if pirates are on the Naughty List? She'll just teach this one to change his scurvy ways--no plundering or sword-fighting or plank-walking allowed Plus, Santa is happy to hear everyone's wish list. Right? It's YO HO HO versus HO HO HO in this rowdy and raucous holiday guide on how not to meet Santa, from Elise Parsley, the bestselling creator of If You Ever Want to Bring an Alligator to School, DON'TBinding Type: Hardcover
Publisher: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
Published: 10/16/2018
ISBN: 9780316466776
Pages: 40
Weight: 1.00lbs
Size: 12.00h x 9.40w x 0.40d
Review Citations: Kirkus Reviews 09/01/2018
Publishers Weekly 09/24/2018
School Library Journal 10/01/2018 pg. 51
Hornbook Guide to Children 01/01/2019 - Recommended, Satisfactory
Accelerated Reader Quiz #/Name: 197811 / If You Ever Want to Bring a Pirate to Meet Santa, Don't!
Reading Level: 3.5 / Interest Level: Lower Grade / Point Value: 0.5
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