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Floral Float Flume: Flue Flit Flip

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Floral Float Flume: Flue Flit FlipThe marketplace conducted by and for AI negotiation units can be fast paced, cut throat, and indifferent to human concernsbut it is always profitable for someone. Transaction agent Float Flume, working for the House of Floral, enters the arena seeking business opportunities and deal making glory. This novel describes Floral Float Flumes participation in ten separate negotiationspotentially taking place in just a few moments, at the speed of computer

The marketplace conducted by and for AI negotiation units can be fast paced, cut throat, and indifferent to human concernsÑbut it is always profitable for someone. Transaction agent Float Flume, working for the House of Floral, enters the arena seeking business opportunities and deal making glory.

This novel describes Floral Float FlumeÕs participation in ten separate negotiationsÑpotentially taking place in just a few moments, at the speed of computer processes. These business deals include a film project, a real estate development deal involving five sets of three buildings, bargaining for human resources (including medical, military and civilian personnel), and sales of wine, cars, a scooter rental company, cloud services, and a Òhuman energy value building.Ó

The transactions begin with simple sales but proceed to more complex negotiations that involve argument, dissent, coalition building, aggression and cooperation. Agents demonstrate a sense of humor, anger, frustration and loyalty. As the transactions cover the range of great success and great failure, there is much drama.

All the action is recounted in a specialized language developed by the AI units themselves for this marketplace, consisting entirely of English-language words beginning with the letters FL-. The words are not randomly chosen but comprise a constricted vocabulary with specifically assigned semantic values and syntax.

This text represents an attempt to replicate a machine code constructed from fragments of human language. It forms a companion piece with the authorÕs book of AI inspired texts, Robot Speak, which reconstructs the English language to create private codes deployed in what may be poems, transactions, programs, and spells. Three of the pieces in that book comprise the working materials for this novel about Floral Float FlumeÕs adventures in the AI marketplace.

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Worked great for 5 months and then the WiFi connectivity stopped working rendering the vacuum useless. Because it’s refurbished it was past its warranty and the company refused to do anything about it other than offer a discount on a product that cost four times as much even after the discount.
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Great vacuum, but it only works on 2.4 GHz Wi-Fi
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I missed the last line on the description that states in only works on 2.4 GHz Wi-Fi. I have AT&T fiber and the router they installed only runs on 5.0 GHz. The vacuum still works, but without all of the fancy conveniences. Just be aware of this and if you are not familiar with what it means, check before you purchase one. This is the only reason I am giving it a 4 and not a 5. It is my fault for missing it, so just be aware.
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I love this vacuum. I had to work a little to get the map right for it, but it is great. We have allergies and it helps so much and saves so much time. It does take a while to do the whole house, but I have it programmed to run while we are at work and it’s so nice to come home to a freshly vacuumed house.
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