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Big Fat Eggplant

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Big Fat EggplantSwish Embassy Signature Tee Strutting our way through a fashion show of fabrics and cuts, we've landed on what we believe is the tee of all tees. Get ready to envelop yourself in its soft, lightweight embrace, offering just the right amount of stretch for that perfect fit. Fresh out of the package, it feels like an old favorite, with a tailored chest and sleek drape from the armholes to flatter a variety of fabulous forms. This isnt your average,

Swish Embassy Signature Tee

Strutting our way through a fashion show of fabrics and cuts, we've landed on what we believe is the tee of all tees. Get ready to envelop yourself in its soft, lightweight embrace, offering just the right amount of stretch for that perfect fit. Fresh out of the package, it feels like an old favorite, with a tailored chest and sleek drape from the armholes to flatter a variety of fabulous forms.

This isn’t your average, bulky, scratchy, forgettable freebie tee. We’re all about making sure you look and feel absolutely stunning, no matter how you express your unique self.

All-Gender Fit: The Signature Tee is designed to fit everyone. For those seeking a more fitted look, we recommend ordering one size down. This applies especially if you’re used to more tailored styles, regardless of gender identity.


Tee Specs:

  • Pure Elegance: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (with a twist of polyester in Heather variants).
  • Ashes to Ash Shade: 99% cotton, 1% polyester.
  • Heavenly Heathers: 52% cotton, 48% polyester.
  • Athletic & Black Heather: A winning 90% cotton, 10% polyester mix.
  • Heather Prism Palette: 99% cotton, 1% polyester blend.
  • Fabric Fabulousness: A comfy 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
  • Always Just-Right: Pre-shrunk to keep its chic shape.
  • Seamless Elegance from Shoulder to Shoulder.
  • Masterfully Side-Seamed.
  • Swish Embassy Branding on the Yoke.

It’s not just a t-shirt; it’s a conversation piece.

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Deborah Ross
Bozeman, US
★★★★★ 5
Being compact
Love the fact that this folds and is easy to pack for traveling and storage.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 11, 2026
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Jillian Harris
Battle Creek, US
★★★★★ 4
Very sharp exposed corner! Easy to cut yourself.
Overall, this does exactly what I need it to but there is a sharp exposed corner that makes this a little difficult to use. One wrong swipe and I cut my face. If they rounded that corner off, it would be perfect. Just be very careful!
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Reviewed in the United States on March 22, 2023
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Annie
Lowell, US
★★★★★ 5
Does exactly what it says!
Let me preface this review by saying I am not a trend follower. Truth be told, I only watch animals in FB and Tiktok videos. That being said, I'm 43 and have hair growing on my face like I was dipped in a vat of testosterone. No lie - I look in the mirror and see the wires on my face trying to grow together to form a connection. As electric of a personality I am, it's no bueno for self esteem. I'd heard of dermaplaning, and have seen my friend use the razors with zero fear. She's whipping it around like it's a wand of wonder, and she looks and feels fantastic afterwards (yes, I grabbed her face to feel the difference - boundaries, I know). The one she buys is different than this one, and much more expensive. My maiden voyage was totally my fault. I had two too many glasses of fun juice and way too much confidence to weild a blade. I ended up with one shorter eyebrow and a couple of cheek slices that required a little more than light compression. Luckily, I was going to a rock concert the next day, so I couldn't have planned the snafu at a better time. When I tried again, with zero caffeine and hydrated to the max, it was an absolutely amazing result. I used a thin layer of coconut oil because I didn't have aloe (reviews). Not only did everything get smooth (seriously couldn't stop touching myself), but I realized I should use coconut oil more often. I even think after some practice I won't be afraid to cut my jugular because I hiccup or sneeze. This product is 100% worth the low price, just as long as you're sober, experienced, or willing to bleed out.
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Reviewed in the United States on July 19, 2022
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TSreviews
Omaha, US
★★★★★ 5
Removing Peach-Fuzz from your face :)
Before I ordered this item I did not know how important it would be to remove peach puzz from my face. By removing the tiny peach fuzz from my face, I am creating the smoothest possible surface for my skin, and for my makeup. I never truly understood this until I tried this method & saw the amazing results. (Being vision impaired, I also never really saw how much peach fuzz a normal human being has... until I used this item.) I highly recommend this item for anyone who wants to take care of their complexion and how their makeup and skin looks on a daily basis. I still can't believe it, but it's a real game changer! (Oh & by the way, these things fold in half, so the blade is covered and it can be carried in your makeup purse without any danger to you.) Enjoy!! 💖 XO
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Reviewed in the United States on February 17, 2025
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Erica C
Port Orchard, US
★★★★★ 3
Cut my face
I’ve tried several brands of derma blades in recent years. This is the first one that cut my face in several places. It definitely thoroughly removed facial hair and exfoliated well but be careful. It also felt a little cheap and too lightweight which made it difficult to maneuver.
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Reviewed in the United States on July 31, 2023

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