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Warm Human Greeting Cards Large Spinning

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Warm Human Greeting Cards Large SpinningThis tower has the best of everything! It has attitude and soul, a modern voice. It includes: 34 6 packs of sexy, snarky and erotic greeting cards that are modern and fun. 6 each of our 17 styles of matching magnets with fantastic messaging (they are addictive!), 4 each of 5 trinket tray glass plates. 3 of them are are hilariously snarky, and the other 2 convey excellent messages as a gift for yourself or someone else. 4 sexy coffee table books called

This tower has the best of everything! It has attitude and soul, a modern voice. It includes: 34 6-packs of sexy, snarky and erotic greeting cards that are modern and fun. 6 each of our 17 styles of matching magnets with fantastic messaging (they are addictive!), 4 each of 5 trinket tray glass plates. 3 of them are are hilariously snarky, and the other 2 convey excellent messages as a gift for yourself or someone else. 4 sexy coffee table books called Passion Without Apology - it is the voice of whole line (sexy, snarky and soulful) the message being "don't apologize for what you love, your appetite, for choosing your own path" it's the voice of everyone who works in this industry. and finally 6 pairs of Red Flag Blinder, put them on and keep making bad life choices and entertaining your friends - hilarious! We ALL have someone we know who should have these!

*Empty Display is Drop Shipped from Vendor - Stock is Shipped from ECN*

1 PLEASE NOTE: The FLOOR DISPLAY comes separately from a 3rd party called ClearDisplays

GREETING CARDS
6 SBGC-88080 I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88081 BIG PUSSY ENERGY CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88082 KINK SOULMATE CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88083 YOUR HAP PENIS IS MY HAP PENIS CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88084 MY LOVE LANGUAGE IS... CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88085 YOU ARE SO CUTE AND FILTHY CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88086 HOW TO MANIFEST THE HOTTEST SEX OYL MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88089 FORT SHAG CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88090 ROBOTS I HOP YOU DON'T THING IM CREEPY MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88091 ID LIKE TO ORDER AN ORGASM CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88M222 MANIFEST GREETING CARD BDAY MSRP $6.95
6 SBGC-88M225 MANIFEST GREETING CARD SUNSHINE MSRP $6.95
6 SBGC-88M230 MANIFEST GREETING CARD GIRL POWER MSRP $6.95
6 SBGC-88M233 MANIFEST GREETING CARD PEACEFUL AF MSRP $6.95
6 SBGC-88M234 MANIFEST GREETING CARD LOVE SPELL MSRP $6.95
6 SBGC-88M237 MANIFEST GREETING CARD ORGASM MSRP $6.95
6 SBGC-88039 UNFUCKWITHABLE GREETING CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88012 LIVE PASSIONATELY GREETING CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88014 LOVE LIFE GREETING CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88018 MANIFEST GREETING CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88004 STAY WEIRD GREETING CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88020 BE -YOU-TIFUL GREETING CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88021 GIRL POWER GREETING CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88022 YOUVE GOT THIS GREETING CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88024 CRAZY DIAMOND GREETING CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88029 MAGICAL BITCH GREETING CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88044 LADY BONER GREETING CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88045 WANTON HEART GREETING CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88046 GOOD PERSON BAD THINGS GREETING CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88047 FAVORITE PERSON GREETING CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88048 BEAUTIFUL CHAOS GREETING CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88049 HURRICANE GREETING CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88050 I DIG YOU GREETING CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88051 PEACEFUL AF GREETING CARD MSRP $5.95

MAGNETS
6 SBM-68004 STAY WEIRD MAGNET MSRP $5.95
6 SBM-68014 LOVE LIFE MAGNET MSRP $5.95
6 SBM-68018 MANIFEST MAGNET MSRP $5.95
6 SBM-68021 GIRL POWER MAGNET MSRP $5.95
6 SBM-68022 YOUVE GOT THIS MAGNET MSRP $5.95
6 SBM-68024 CRAZY DIAMOND MAGNET MSRP $5.95
6 SBM-68025 YOU ARE ENOUGH MAGNET MSRP $5.95
6 SBM-68029 MAGICAL BITCH MAGNET MSRP $5.95
6 SBM-68033 FUCK NICE MAGNET MSRP $5.95
6 SBM-68043 UNFUCKWITHABLE MAGNET MSRP $5.95
6 SBM-68049 BECAUSE F THEM MAGNET MSRP $5.95
6 SBM-68052 NOT TODAY SATAN MAGNET MSRP $5.95
6 SBM-68056 PEACEFUL AF MAGNET MSRP $5.95
6 SBM-68057 LADY BONER MAGNET MSRP $5.95
6 SBM-68058 WANTON HEART MAGNET MSRP $5.95
6 SBM-68059 GOOD PERSON BAD THINGS MAGNET MSRP $5.95
6 SBM-68062 BEAUTIFUL CHAOS MAGNET MSRP $5.95

GLASS TRINKET TRAYS
4 SBTT-120001 YOU LOOK LIKE A SNACK TRINKET TRAY MSRP $13.95
4 SBTT-120002 CONDOMS GO HERE TRINKET TRAY MSRP $13.95
4 SBTT-120003 IF I LICK IT ITS MINE TRINKET TRAY MSRP $13.95
4 SBTT-130010 BEYOUTIFUL TRINKET TRAY MSRP $14.95
4 SBTT-130011 STAY WEIRD TRINKET TRAY MSRP $14.95

NOVELTY
6 SBRF-22001 RED FLAG BLINDERS MSRP $14.95

BOOK
4 SB-1000 PASSION WITHOUT APOLOGY BOOK MSRP $24.95

DISPLAY PARTS
22 SHELVES Shelves for cards and plates N/A
18 2" Hooks 2" Hooks for magnets and glasses N/A

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Randy W R
West Palm Beach, US
★★★★★ 5
Durable and he loves it! It is Ryker Der Hauswolf approved and I recommend it.
Size: X-Large (Pack of 1), Color: Blue Snake, Size: X-Large (Pack of 1), Color: Blue Snake
Review of Outward Hound Durablez Snake – Squeaky Plush Dog Toy, No Stuffing for Less Mess, Interactive & Tough, 6 Jumbo Squeakers, Puppies & Dogs, X-Large, 40" My best friend brought her 16-month-old German Shepherd up for a visit and I happen to love him to pieces! A few months ago, I bought the smaller version of this same toy snake for him and he LOVED it. Many squeaker toys he has eventually torn up, as puppies and others do. The smaller only has a small tear in the butt-end from playing some minor tug of war with it. This larger version is made just as well and with the same materials. It is very durable, but there are no toys indestructible. The only difference is the length, and it has 6 JUMBO squeakers as opposed to 5 smaller ones. It got here on the day of this post and he has not stopped playing with it! Now if you’re one that squeakers get on your nerves, this is not for you. But, if you’re like me and truly enjoy watching (and hearing) a fur baby having so much fun, then buy this now! The price is very reasonable in my humble opinion. It is Ryker Der Hauswolf approved and I recommend it.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 24, 2026
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Pocketfrog
Charlottesville, US
★★★★★ 5
Absolutely one of the best chew toys I've ever bought my dog
Size: Large (Pack of 1), Color: Green Gecko
Absolutely one of the best chew toys I've ever bought my dog. She's a lab-pit mix, about 70 lbs, loves to chew, and is almost pure muscle. There are no half-measures with my dog. When she plays tug of war, she's playing to win. Often, she ends up whipping her entire body back and forth violently to get that thing out of your hands. Playing with her feels like you're pulling against a freight truck. I've never had a plush chew toy last longer than 15-20 minutes. It rips, and suddenly out comes all the stuffing and squeakers. Impossible. I just stopped buying her plush toys altogether, which was such a shame because I know that's her favorite thing ever. But when I saw this on Amazon, I thought I'd give it a try. I wasn't expecting much, nothing is truly invincible. BUT THIS THING IS TOUGH! It's my dog's favorite, she loves the squeakers so much, and so we've played tug of war or keep away nearly every day since I bought it. Yeah, there's a small hole in it now, the fur's a little matted and it doesn't look at pretty as when I bought it, BUT IT STILL LIVES! It's lasted three whole months, which is miracle given my dog's seriously aggressive play style. Squeakers are intact, the black lining has held up, I really can't believe it. I've even given her free reign with it over the past couple of weeks, as I have another one saved for the day this finally dies. Even though she's allowed to take this thing behind the couch and really go at it in a serious chew session, she can't break that black lining. Amazing product.
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Reviewed in the United States on July 13, 2016
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Mason Thompson
Lexington, US
★★★★★ 2
Cute? Yes! Durable? Not so much…
Size: Large (Pack of 1), Color: Green Gecko, Size: Large (Pack of 1), Color: Green Gecko
Upon opening this toy I was hopeful that it would last my dog (medium size beagle mix) quite a while. While he enjoyed it, he was able to start ripping it up less than 24 hours after getting it. Now 10 days later, he’s completely destroyed it. He was able to rip open all layers of material, pull them apart, and tear all the squeakers out. While the squeakers are large, they could be a choking hazard for a large dog. Based on the advertised “durability” of this toy and how little time it lasted my dog, I would not purchase it again.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 3, 2026
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T. Timms
Lexington, US
★★★★★ 4
German Shepard destroy
Size: Medium (Pack of 1), Color: Orange Gecko, Size: Medium (Pack of 1), Color: Orange Gecko
We've been playing with this lizard for a month now and the fabric has been ripped off within first few days but my dog hasn't got to the squeakers yet.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 10, 2026
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AmazonBob407
Waukegan, US
★★★★★ 5
This worm, pretty sure it’s a worm and not a snake, can take a lot of abuse.
Size: X-Large (Pack of 1), Color: Blue Snake, Size: X-Large (Pack of 1), Color: Blue Snake
Snake, worm, whatever, my dog doesn’t care, she loves it all the same. My little friend can be kinda rough with her toys. This is no exception. The pictures are from roughly one month of giving it to her and include playing with it at least every other day or so. The top is holding up well, but the bottom has taken some damage, and two of the squeakers have long since been destroyed. Despite this, my dog still loves playing with it. We normally play tug of war together, but on her own she chews at it to get to the squeakers inside, which she promptly destroys, which I’m totally fine with, as quiet toys are much preferred, by me, not her. I believe there are 4 in the XL size that we got. We’ve had a few of these in the past. We tend to get about 6 months out of them. After she “lovingly” removes the squeakers, she doesn’t chew on it much, and we just use it for tug of war, but at that point she’s done enough damage to the underside that its time is limited. But, as it’s pretty low priced, for the time and enjoyment we do get out of it, it’s very much worth it. I do need to clarify, the durability is actually quite good, I don’t fault the product as at all, it’s just my dog is equally as good with destruction, but it should be noted this toy does last much longer than most of her victims. The color, (we got the blue and green) is also very vivid and nice, as is the texture. We’ll be purchasing again.
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Reviewed in the United States on September 23, 2024

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