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M.O.M. (Mom Operating Manual)Congratulations You are the proud owner of a Mom. This means you have someone to make you sandwiches, someone to drive you to soccer practice, and someone for reasons unknown to man who is able to hold your snotty, used tissues in her own pocket without gagging. A well functioning mom is essential to domestic harmony and general wellbeing. Yet despite their status as the most advanced humans on the planet, moms do need some daily care and maintenance
Congratulations You are the proud owner of a Mom. This means you have someone to make you sandwiches, someone to drive you to soccer practice, and someone--for reasons unknown to man--who is able to hold your snotty, used tissues in her own pocket without gagging. A well-functioning mom is essential to domestic harmony and general wellbeing. Yet despite their status as the most advanced humans on the planet, moms do need some daily care and maintenance to keep them running smoothly. This book explains everything. Mom requirements include, but are not limited to: light watering, the crust of peanut butter sandwiches, and some peace and quiet every now and then for crying out loud. And there's added bonus information Learn to spot early warning signs of mom-pattern-crankiness and to recognize when mom might need another cup of coffee. A mom's make and model will vary by family, but the simple fact remains: Take care of Mom...and she'll take care of you.Binding Type: Hardcover
Publisher: Atheneum Books for Young Readers
Published: 10/04/2011
ISBN: 9781416961505
Pages: 56
Weight: 1.25lbs
Size: 10.10h x 10.30w x 0.50d
Review Citations: Kirkus Reviews 04/15/2011
Publishers Weekly 08/29/2011
Booklist 10/01/2011 pg. 94
School Library Journal 10/01/2011 pg. 104
Hornbook Guide to Children 01/01/2012 pg. 23 - Below Average, With Minor Flaw
Accelerated Reader Quiz #/Name: 147100 / M.O.M. (Mom Operating Manual)
Reading Level: 5.4 / Interest Level: Lower Grade / Point Value: 0.5
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