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If the Heart Is Lean: Stories

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If the Heart Is Lean: StoriesThe sixteen stories in Margaret Luongo's If the Heart Is Lean etch sharp portraits of people in odd and sometimes surreal situations who thus have the opportunity to view their lives from a unique perspective. In Chestnut Season, a young woman stalled in traffic sees her future self parked beside her; in Boyfriends, the recently deceased protagonist endures eulogies by her ex beaus and husbands; in Mrs. Fargo, a young man faces a reckoning with his

The sixteen stories in Margaret Luongo's If the Heart Is Lean etch sharp portraits of people in odd and sometimes surreal situations who thus have the opportunity to view their lives from a unique perspective. In Chestnut Season, a young woman stalled in traffic sees her future self parked beside her; in Boyfriends, the recently deceased protagonist endures eulogies by her ex-beaus and husbands; in Mrs. Fargo, a young man faces a reckoning with his first-grade teacher, a suicide, for whom he's harbored a crush and whom he hopes to impress with his worldly successes. The short-short Buoyant introduces Elise, nine months pregnant, as she drifts down the Santa Fe River, trying to jettison her suddenly circumscribed existence. Desperate to impress upon his students the seriousness of life, the professor in Pedagogy' boils his head, discovering in the end a lesson learned too late.
Other stories touch upon issues of identity, following characters who find themselves in the wrong places, or who find themselves too late. At the advice of their marriage counselor, the couple in What Nina Wants take on the personas of Charles Mingus and Nina Simone, speeding down the Pacific Coast Highway in a rented MG, with a loaded gun and an electric bass. In a small town in 1970s New Jersey, the protagonist of Embankment can't decide if she's on a date or has been abducted. Do That Everywhere finds the teen-aged Cami on the verge of becoming her mother -- promiscuous and bitter. In Glen Echo, a badass womanizer wonders who he is now that he's married an Italian-American Bridezilla.
Through compact, tightly woven prose, vivid imagery, and a variety of arresting narrative techniques, If the Heart Is Lean zeroes in on the humorous and painful lives of people who are mysteries to themselves.



Binding Type: Paperback
Publisher: Louisiana State University Press
Published: 09/01/2008
ISBN: 9780807133767
Pages: 156
Weight: 0.55lbs
Size: 8.30h x 5.40w x 0.50d

Review Citations: Library Journal 09/01/2008 pg. 124
Foreword 08/15/2008
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