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Mr. Moustachio's 5 Meatiest Pork Chops of All TimeMr. Moustachio was well known for his interest in mustaches. Determined to expand his knowledge of face furniture, he quickly delved into the wide world of sideburns. Not one to mess with a muzzy, Moustachio quickly learned the ins and outs of these facial oddities. From thick, bushy pork chops to the more dignified chin strap, Mr. Moustachio perfected each style. His newly published pamphlet "5 Meatiest Pork Chops" is already topping the charts. Like
Mr. Moustachio was well-known for his interest in mustaches. Determined to expand his knowledge of face furniture, he quickly delved into the wide world of sideburns. Not one to mess with a muzzy, Moustachio quickly learned the ins and outs of these facial oddities. From thick, bushy pork chops to the more dignified chin strap, Mr. Moustachio perfected each style. His newly published pamphlet "5 Meatiest Pork Chops" is already topping the charts.Like Mr. Moustachio, adults and kids alike can experience the fun and excitement associated with facial hair using these sideburns! Each package comes with a total of five sets of sideburns. Each package contains one each of the following styles: Mutton Chops, Chin Strap, Point Proven, The Larry and Hunka Hunka Burning Burns.
Unlike our competitors, these meaty pork chops offer a variety of creative styles with a personality to match. When you peel the sideburns off, you reveal a unique slogan that relates to a character description on the back of the packaging. This is a great ice breaker at parties, and perfect for role-playing games.
Depending on the style, each sideburn measures approximately 2-5 inches long. Easily applied and removed, these pork chops are a fun and unique way to instantly change your appearance and attract attention.
Our sideburns make the perfect accessory for any costume party or theater group. They are ideal for goody bags, stocking stuffers and giveaways. They can also be used as props for crazy photo sessions, or as a fun activity at a child's birthday party.
No matter which set of chops you choose, you are sure to be the center of attention!
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★★★★★ 5
I will wear these all summer!
Size: 8, Color: Black/Black
These sandals are definitely a platform if you’re looking for a bit of height but they’re also well made, comfortable and in my opinion much firmer support than another popular brand. They look great and they’re versatile. I purchased the black ones the color is a true deep black not gray-ish at all.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 23, 2026
★★★★★ 5
So comfortable!!
Size: 11, Color: Champagne Metallic
Love love love!! Great fit and work for wide-ish feet. Run a little big. Took me a couple days to break them in but now they are great. I bought a second color!!
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Reviewed in the United States on June 2, 2026
★★★★★ 5
VERY comfortable & cute sandal!
Size: 9, Color: Cognac
I needed a pair of comfortable sandals for this summer & I really got lucky with these. I have a lot of arthritis in my feet & even my $100(+) tennis shoes don’t keep the pain away. I may start with tennis shoes at the beginning of the day but 1/2 way through I slip on the Hey Dudes & all is much better!
These sandals are versatile, I have worn them with jeans & shorts. They would also look nice with a skirt. They are cute & comfortable! Not only are they lightweight, it feels like you are walking on air because the sole is so cushioned.
One thing I do want to mention is the fact there is A LOT of room given toward the front of the shoe. The strap that goes over the ball of your foot is looser than I am used to, even with wide feet. You aren’t able to make adjustments. When I first put them on I didn’t think I would like it but after wearing them every day for the past month I know I do.
I would recommend these sandals & wonder if I should stock up in case they stop making this style??
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Reviewed in the United States on May 9, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Quality of the product.
Size: 6, Color: Champagne Metallic
Very comfortable, true to the size & the colors are what I was to expect.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 21, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Cushy softness
Size: 8, Color: Ivory
I’m normally a 7W and originally ordered the 7 and it was almost a perfect fit if not for my high instep. Exchanged for an 8 and they fit great just a little loose in the toe strap but I can make it work.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 14, 2026