For the Minimalist Who Still Wants Pretty Things

For the Minimalist Who Still Wants Pretty ThingsThree ceramic flowers that promise all the beauty of a garden with none of the dirt under your fingernails. Pre boxed because wrapping is for people with more time and tape than sense, and keyholed for hanging because these flowers have evolved beyond the need for vases. This is the perfect gift for someone who appreciates nature conceptually but not practically, who wants their apartment to look like a botanical garden but also wants to travel

Three ceramic flowers that promise all the beauty of a garden with none of the dirt under your fingernails. Pre-boxed because wrapping is for people with more time and tape than sense, and keyholed for hanging because these flowers have evolved beyond the need for vases. This is the perfect gift for someone who appreciates nature conceptually but not practically, who wants their apartment to look like a botanical garden but also wants to travel spontaneously without arranging plant care. They'll hang these strategically around their apartment, creating the illusion of someone who has their life together enough to keep flowers, while actually being someone who forgot to cancel a subscription service for three months. It's honest decoration for dishonest plant people.