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Description
*Crayons - OffensiveArent you tired of coloring with blue or burnt sienna? Us, too. What you need are Offensive Crayons. Gone are the safe colors like goldenrod or violet. Now we have Suspicious Cold Sore Red and Privilege (exclusively for our Caucasian buyers, of course). Say goodbye to your politically correct old color box and welcome this family of blunt, direct and irreverent shades. 24 Assorted Color(s), or at least 22 23 different, since we used the cheapest labor
Aren’t you tired of coloring with “blue” or “burnt sienna?” Us, too. What you need are Offensive Crayons. Gone are the safe colors like “goldenrod” or “violet.” Now we have “Suspicious Cold Sore Red” and “Privilege” (exclusively for our Caucasian buyers, of course). Say goodbye to your politically correct old color box and welcome this family of blunt, direct and irreverent shades.
- 24 Assorted Color(s), or at least 22-23 different, since we used the cheapest labor we could find
- Non toxic, gluten free (probably), vegan (we think), we might as well call them “organic”
- Carefully constructed by, more than likely, a small, underpaid child in China
- OUR MONEY BACK GUARANTEE (that they’re actually crayons – no promises for anything else)
- Safe for ages 17+ (or whatever, we don’t care)
Shipping Notes
- Free Standard Shipping on $100+ Orders to the USA.
- Except Preorder products are shipped in 48 hours.
- Delivery to the USA:
- Standard Shipping : 3-10 business days
- If time is of the essence, please consider selecting expedited delivery for faster service.
Exchange/Return Notes
- We offer a 30-day return/exchange service after receiving.
- Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
- To process your return/exchange, please contact us at [email protected]
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