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Description
Blush Schag's Beer Male MasturbatorHIGHLIGHTS For the beer lovers out there comes a whole new way to enjoy your "beer" with a fully textured stroker inside! Simply twist off the cap of your preferred hops laden "beverage" of choice to expose the internal TPE sleeve. Equipped with a self lubricating design. For the first few uses, you may be able to use just a little water to activate a slipping and sliding experience (it just depends on how much lube you like!). The plastic case of
HIGHLIGHTS
- For the beer lovers out there comes a whole new way to enjoy your "beer" - with a fully textured stroker inside! Simply twist off the cap of your preferred hops-laden "beverage" of choice to expose the internal TPE sleeve.
- Equipped with a self-lubricating design. For the first few uses, you may be able to use just a little water to activate a slipping and sliding experience (it just depends on how much lube you like!).
- The plastic case of this penis stroker is very rigid; you will not be able to squish the plastic case with your hand.Instead, the bottom of your "beer can" plastic shell includes a PerfectFlo suction valve, allowing you to control the intensity of the suction without needing to wear out your forearm.
HOW TO CHOOSE
- If you're average length, we'd recommend the Sultry Stout. The tightest point of this stroker's texture is located slightly beyond the mid-point of the length, allowing for shallower thrusts to get this tight texture spot to target the head of your shaft.
- If you're girthier, we'd recommend the Arousing Ale. Its default texture size is a bit wider than the other two, allowing for delicious texture without a painful squeeze.
- If you love long, deep strokes, we'd recommend the Luscious Lager. Its tightest points are at the entrance and the end of the stroker sleeve. That means you'll get a burst of pleasure with the start (and end!) of every thrust, perfect for people who love long strokes with their toys.
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- We offer a 30-day return/exchange service after receiving.
- Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
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★★★★★ 5
Great product! Durable, chewable, awesomeness!
Color: Grilled color, Color: Grilled color
Very well made and durable. My dog hasn't left them alone since i opened them. Hes been at it for about 45 minutes straight now! Lol. He's an avid chewer. He will chew thru and fabric or cloth toys in less then a day. But these are what he really likes because they take time to chew apart. The shapes, are great, because one he props up with his paws and chews and it seems like it's easy to grip for him. Thru are hard so if you have hard floors it can get a bit noisy when he drops them. Over all this is a great product. Safe, chewable, long lasting, fun shape looks real to him (i think lol), Me and my dog Lucky are both happy with his new toys!
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Reviewed in the United States on March 27, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Recommend for very heavy chewers
Color: Grilled color
My aggressive chewers love these! It’s been a few weeks and still in one piece and man they chew them for hours on end.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 26, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Amazingly great product!
Color: Grilled color
I’m not just saying this, ok, this is not hyperbole: this is THE best nylon bone for chewing that I have ever purchased. And you get TWO of them for relatively less expensive than most chew toys give you one! I have 2 golden retrievers, and if you know goldens, you know that they are some of the most relentless and powerful chewers around. So I can’t give them almost any toy other than rubber stuff or it will be destroyed in a period of time that doesn’t make it worth it. One of them even figured out how to destroy a supposedly indestructible toy made out of kevlar! She was able to get into it through the seam, which is not kevlar ha ha. Anyway, I digress; I never even considered nylon chews because they suck! Usually. Usually my dogs in the past have lost interest with them in less than a day. I took a chance on these mainly because of the novel shapes, the fact that they give you two, and the low price. Both my goldens LOVE these! Not just for one day, but going on weeks now! I don’t know if it’s the flavor or what, but I will see them gnawing on one of them at some point every day. And they CAN’T destroy them (I knew nylon was good for that, but it was the “who cares” attitude of my previous dogs toward nylon that kept me away). Both the “ribs” and “steak” (quite clever) are a bit worn on the edges now, but they look like they will be around for years. You can’t go wrong with this product (unless for some reason your dog does not like the flavor, but the flavor seems to be what draws my dogs to them). I highly recommend this (these) as the most cost-effective chew toy I’ve ever purchased.
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Reviewed in the United States on November 1, 2025
★★★★★ 4
Great for larger dogs
Color: Grilled color
I think they were heavy duty and durable, but they were too heavy for my dog. The seller was excellent though!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 31, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Dog chew toys
Color: Grilled color
Smaller than expected but dogs liked it.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 28, 2026