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Longshoreman

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Longshoreman**Longshoreman Sunglasses: When Barely Making Ends Meet Has Never Looked So Good** Ah, the life of a longshoreman. Out on the docks from dawn to dusk, toiling away under the searing sun and salty sea breeze, just trying to scrape by in a brand new pair of $1400 Cartier sunglasses? Wait, what? Turns out, our rough and tumble dockworkers might be more fashion forward than we thought. So, in a not so accidental homage to these so called struggling

**Longshoreman Sunglasses: When “Barely Making Ends Meet” Has Never Looked So Good**

Ah, the life of a longshoreman. Out on the docks from dawn to dusk, toiling away under the searing sun and salty sea breeze, just trying to scrape by… in a brand-new pair of $1400 Cartier sunglasses? Wait, what? Turns out, our rough-and-tumble dockworkers might be more fashion-forward than we thought. So, in a not-so-accidental homage to these so-called “struggling” laborers, we proudly present: *The Longshoreman Sunglasses.*

Inspired by the *gritty, salt-of-the-earth* dockworkers of America (or at least, those who tell you they’re on a tight budget), these sunglasses are for anyone who wants to look effortlessly *broke-chic*. We had these already in production when we caught wind of a union head rocking some high-end designer specs that just happened to resemble ours. So, we thought, why wait? Time to unleash this ultra-limited edition on the world!

These shades say, “I’m just a regular Joe, paying union dues and sporting a tan from a life at sea. And no, these definitely aren’t designer. They're just *inspired*... by designer.” With a classic design that gives off that “I make my money the hard way” vibe, these sunglasses are perfect for anyone looking to join the ranks of the blue-collar elite. And hey, if anyone asks if they’re Cartiers, you can just tip your shades down, look them in the eye, and say, “Nah, these are *prototypes.*”

Slip on a pair and let the world know: you’re not about the glitz and glam. You’re about hard work, humility, and... a killer pair of shades.


This is an ultra limited edition prototype. Only 35 produced. The mould has been destroyed. These are irreplaceable prototypes. Be part of history owning one of the original sunglasses.. Each pair includes a certificate of authenticity with wax stamp and signiture of designer. Handmade leather case included.

 

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TRP
Belleville, US
★★★★★ 5
My dog loves this
Color: GREEN, Size: 14 inch (Pack of 1), Style: FROG
Easy to insert bottles into and easy to toss. My dog loves that it both squeaks and crunches. One of his new favorite toys.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 27, 2026
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Lisa Jones
Carnegie, US
★★★★★ 3
Not durable for a large breed
Color: GREEN, Size: 14 inch (Pack of 1), Style: FROG, Color: GREEN, Size: 14 inch (Pack of 1), Style: FROG
I received this toy about 2hrs ago. My dog tore a hole in it already. Not made for Rottweiler/American Bulldog breed, apparently. 🙂 Love that there isn't stuffing though, at least she's not making a mess, lol!
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Reviewed in the United States on March 22, 2025
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TLC_936
Omaha, US
★★★★★ 5
My dog loves it.
Color: GREEN, Size: 14 inch (Pack of 1), Style: FROG
I thought I was going to have to return this dog toy because my dog was afraid of the toy, especially the squeaker. But after a while, he finally did start playing with it and now he won’t let the other dogs touch his frog. It’s so bad that if they do touch it, he rips it out or their mouth, jumps up into a chair, and lays on top of it so they can’t get it. He still doesn’t like the squeaker if it’s down in front of him, but if I’m in another room, the squeaker makes him come running. He loves the squirrel I got him too. But the material of the frog seems really durable. The part I like the most of that it’s like a puppet and you can stick your hand in it or an empty bottle of water and then Velcro it shut. If your dog doesn’t like the squeaker, there is a pouch in the mouth of the frog that you can access through this velcroed area and cut it out. Definitely a must have if you have a tough chewer.
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Reviewed in the United States on November 3, 2020
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Tina
Bozeman, US
★★★★★ 1
Don't waste your money!
Color: GREEN, Size: 14 inch (Pack of 1), Style: FROG, Color: GREEN, Size: 14 inch (Pack of 1), Style: FROG
Do NOT buy unless you like throwing away your money! This Ethical Pets 54093 Skinneeez Frog seemed like a great dog toy, but my Malti Poo destroyed it within TEN minutes! He actually ate the material and half of the squeaker before I found the other half. Guess we’ll be seeing that outside in a few days! This toy is listed as “Durable Dog Toy”, but it is NOT. I’ve got dog toys from the dollar store that lasted for months! We will not be buying nor recommending this product again. Don’t waste your money!
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Reviewed in the United States on March 12, 2024
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Takia
Port Orchard, US
★★★★★ 5
Perfect size for pittie pups
Color: GREEN, Size: 14 inch (Pack of 1), Style: FROG
This was a pretty good toy. I have three pitbulls. The puppy in my video is 65lbs for reference to the toy. I thought that since it was fluffless she wouldn't try to eat the thing but after a couple of days of tugging it with her brothers the toy's paw came off and I was not fast enough to prevent her from swallowing it. She got rid of it with little GI stress. I will say that even though she's not squeaking it in the video, it has a pretty loud squeak. Overall we had it for four days before 260lbs of pooches were able to get the squeaker out. If you have pits then you know this is 5-star worthy sturdiness.
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Reviewed in the United States on July 9, 2022

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