You Eat Pieces of S*** for Breakfast? - Happy Gilmore inspired Wooden Breakfast Serving Board // Ideal for Eggs and Toast
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You Eat Pieces of S*** for Breakfast? - Happy Gilmore inspired Wooden Breakfast Serving Board // Ideal for Eggs and Toast

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You Eat Pieces of S*** for Breakfast? - Happy Gilmore inspired Wooden Breakfast Serving Board // Ideal for Eggs and ToastNeed more laughter in your kitchen? Well if you've clicked on this listing, then this breakfast serving board might be just the trick. Works Perfect for Eggs and Toast, or other breakfast sandwiches. It also looks great on display in any kitchen too. The Eggs Benedict text and face design as you can see in the photos is laser engraved into quality rubberwood, for a great permanent finish. It certainly has a luxury feel to it beyond it's hilarious look

Need more laughter in your kitchen?

Well if you've clicked on this listing, then this breakfast serving board might be just the trick.

Works Perfect for Eggs and Toast, or other breakfast sandwiches. 
It also looks great on display in any kitchen too.

The Eggs Benedict text and face design as you can see in the photos is laser engraved into quality rubberwood, for a great permanent finish.

It certainly has a luxury feel to it beyond it's hilarious look I'd say.

 Measuring approximately: 24cm x 18cm x 2cm

You have the option to add the small stand (as seen in the photos) to your order.  Not only does this work great for putting your new Egg Board on display, but the stand can also work well with certain tablets or cookbooks for extra use around the kitchen.

As with all wood, it's not dishwasher safe nor ideal to leave soaked in water. 
So a quick hand wash wipe with dish detergent after use is the best way to clean and keep it looking it's best.

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Carnegie, US
★★★★★ 5
I got 6 years use out of it and just re-ordered a new one! Best grill cover I’ve ever purchased.
Size: 50 Inch, Color: black, Size: 50 Inch, Color: black
Very durable! I noticed earlier this spring that mine was starting to rip after several strong spring wind storms. I knew I had had it for several years but I wasn’t sure how long. I went in my orders page and saw that I ordered it back in 2020 so I got 6 years out of it!! Note that it stays outside on the deck all year round, and that includes during Northeast US winters with frigid temperatures and snow and I only now started to see the tears in it this spring. The tear started at the top of the grill, and actually started falling apart more after I touched it. Refer to the attached photos of mine after 6 years. I think it’s very durable for sitting outside for 6 years and only now only starting to show wear . You can also see how it didn’t really fade despite getting full afternoon sunlight. The velcro ties at the bottom,are also a plus as far as getting it to stay in place and not blow off. That’s why I definitely just repurchased the same one. Hopefully, I will get at least 6 years out of the new one when it arrives tomorrow.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 26, 2026
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Scott B.
West Palm Beach, US
★★★★★ 5
Water Shoes for 3-Week Trip to Amazon, Machu Picchu and the Galapagos
Size: 10.5, Color: Blue/Grey
Bought these shoes (along with a pair of Merrell Gore-TEX Moab Speed 2 GTX) for a three-week trip through some pretty eclectic weather and terrain. I selected these over some much more expensive brands and was very happy with my decision. I typically wear a size 11 athletic shoe (I measure a 10.5), but the 11–11.5 Humtto shoes were way too large and good not get a good fit. I returned that pair, and downsized to the 10.5. They fit me perfectly. Before leaving on the trip I used them to work out at the gym and do some light hiking. They were first seriously tested in the Amazon. The soles provide pretty darn good traction, and they can be worn with or without socks. Because of their hiking and quick drying capabilities, I ended up using these shoes about 50% of the trip. They look great, are comfortable, can be adjusted for fit, and have a decent (medium) arch and heel padding. They are not zero drop from heel to toe, but pretty close. The EVA midsole and memory foam insole for cushioning is great, but do not make the mistake I made by heating it on a heater to accelerate drying. It warped the insole a bit (they are still usable). These are great and survived some pretty extensive testing throughout Peru and Ecuador. If you are stepping into some pretty questionable conditions, these sure are a great back up to your hiking shoes when it may get sloshy and dry shoes are required for the next day.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 3, 2026
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Storm Boen
Dallas, US
★★★★★ 5
Excellent shoes for what you’re buying them.
Size: 12, Color: Black
My 2nd pair of this brand. These are awesome. Easy to come off and get on. They stay cool in the summer, they are comfortable with or without socks. I use them in lake and pool, and they still look new. Very inexpensive, and for a change they look actually nicer in person than in the photos. I dont know how they would be doing any athletics but for everything else, including walking a lot and standing for hours, they worked great.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 14, 2026
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ShoppingB
Bozeman, US
★★★★★ 5
Surprisingly awesome!
Size: 10.5, Color: Dark Gray/Beige
I have only been wearing these for a few days so I may have to revise the review over time, but so far these shoes are absolutely outstanding. If you owned and enjoyed the original Salomon TechAmphibians, later ruined with new designs by the maker, these are their natural heirs. I took a chance on these shoes since the design is very similar. They are lightweight and comfortable and they provide great footbed support whether loose or tightly laced. Like the early TechAmphibians, they also have the cool feature of a collapsing heel upper, allowing their use as slides. They are also half the price that the Salomons sold even 10 or more years ago. The sole has an aggressive tread pattern and is quite grippy wet or dry. I measure as 10.5 D on the shoe size device but almost no shoes in that size fit me in the last few years. I got the 11-11.5 size first but it was swimming on me. 10.5 fits well with a bit of extra room so I can wear them with or without socks.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 12, 2026
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E. M. Zobrist
Whiting, US
★★★★★ 4
Great shoes
Size: 10, Color: Grey, Size: 10, Color: Grey
I got 2 pairs of these specifically for a water rafting trip. The first pair was a little large, so I went down a half size ( and gave the larger pair to my son). They are comfortable, even for wide feet - although after a long day of use in the water, there was some chaffing on the outsides of my feet. It loosened up a bit across my wide foot, after getting wet. These worked great! They have adjustable strap across the back, that pulls tight on the outside. the laces are elastic and tighten by pulling and then pushing the stopper down onto the laces. They didn't slip (loosen) but, to get them tight, I had excessive amount of laces hanging out (had to tuck them into the tongue.
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Reviewed in the United States on September 2, 2024

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