Shell Company: Don't Write Me Off
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Shell Company: Don't Write Me Off

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Shell Company: Don't Write Me OffCategories: Animals, Bluffing, Card Game, Economic, Humor Mechanics: Auction Bidding, Betting and Bluffing, Bribery, Highest Lowest Scoring, Income Players: 26 Ages: 14+ Playtime: 3060 Min "Welcome to the fast paced world of turtle dating! Your mission is to run the most successful turtle dating company, helping these reptiles find romance and coaxing them out of their shells. But you're not the only one in the gamerival companies are also competing

Categories: Animals, Bluffing, Card Game, Economic, Humor

Mechanics: Auction/Bidding, Betting and Bluffing, Bribery, Highest-Lowest Scoring, Income

Players: 2–6

Ages: 14+

Playtime: 30–60 Min

"Welcome to the fast-paced world of turtle dating! Your mission is to run the most successful turtle dating company, helping these reptiles find romance and coaxing them out of their shells. But you're not the only one in the game—rival companies are also competing for their affection. To win their hearts, you'll need to have just the right gifts. And if that doesn’t do the trick, you can always donate the gifts and write off the expenses. After all, it’s not just about love; it’s about profit too.

Shell Company - Don’t Write Me Off is the first in a series of games created under the 'Born at PAX®' initiative. What does 'Born at PAX' mean? At PAX East 2022, Lynnvander Studios teamed up with the PAX team to host a panel called 'Design a Board Game Live.' The crowd came up with the unique concept of a turtle dating sim combined with tax evasion, and we polished those ideas into the game you now hold!

Shell Company is an auction-style bidding game with a touch of bluffing, where players must manage their finances to acquire gifts. These gifts can either be used to charm potential clients or donated for a tax write-off. Success in both areas is crucial, as players are scored based on their weaker category.

Details:

  • Ages: 14+
  • Players: 2-6
  • Playtime: 30-60 minutes

Contents:

  • 2 Gameboards
  • 40 Sand dollars (24 ones, 16 fives)
  • 1 Week tracker
  • 1 Shell Admin token
  • 1 Bidding token
  • 8 Turtle Company tokens
  • 145 cards, including:
    • 30 Turtle Companion cards
    • 82 Gift cards
    • 8 Shell Company cards
    • 19 Love or Money cards
    • 6 Player Reference cards"

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