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CSI: Can't Speak Idiot T-Shirt

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CSI: Can't Speak Idiot T-ShirtMove over, crime scenesthis shirts all about everyday stupidity. If your resting face doubles as an anti dumbness detector, this tee belongs in your wardrobe. Its giving sass, judgment, and zero tolerance for nonsense. Just your typical Tuesday. Soft, breathable, and ready for sarcastic commentary, this ones perfect for introverts, antisocials, and burnout survivors with a low BS threshold. Wear it loud, wear it proudand remind the world youre not

Move over, crime scenes—this shirt’s all about everyday stupidity. If your resting face doubles as an anti-dumbness detector, this tee belongs in your wardrobe. It’s giving sass, judgment, and zero tolerance for nonsense. Just your typical Tuesday.

Soft, breathable, and ready for sarcastic commentary, this one’s perfect for introverts, antisocials, and burnout survivors with a low BS threshold. Wear it loud, wear it proud—and remind the world you’re not equipped to investigate crimes against basic intelligence. 

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TOM S
Los Angeles, US
★★★★★ 5
Nice toy
Nice toy. But our dog ripped it apart in less than an hour. Bassett hound
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Reviewed in the United States on December 27, 2019
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Marc W. Stakey
Cuba, US
★★★★★ 5
Cute toy that definitely entertains the pups.
These are adorable toys. They make a bit more noise than I expected as they have the crackly ‘stuff’ in the legs. My mastiff made it a whole day without destroying it. This is the first toy that’s survived him for more than 10 minutes, so that’s an endorsement even if it sounds bad. They are a great price for the size. If I were to say I have a wish for them, it’s that the material that makes up their belly was more durable.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 28, 2022
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Deb G
Bozeman, US
★★★★★ 4
Durability Not So Good
The size is great and having squeakers in all tentacles is super for the puppy but had to sew a seam withing one week of having it. Hoping the rest stays together.
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Reviewed in the United States on August 17, 2021
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Ky Carter
Draper, US
★★★★★ 5
Long lasting and fun
This toy has lasted longer than other octopus toys I've bought in the past. Even if a leg or two is ripped off, it still holds on.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 5, 2025
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Austin
Charlottesville, US
★★★★★ 3
Awesome product, but NOT sturdy
My dog LOVED this product, but unfortunately the head came off in less than a week.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 28, 2025

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