SKU: 34373333038

Besties Doing a Nice Beheading! Judith Slaying Holofernes Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee

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Besties Doing a Nice Beheading! Judith Slaying Holofernes Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve TeeThis badass tee reads: Just Me and My Bestie Doin' a Lil Beheading Italian artist Artemisia Gentileschi completed the painting Judith Slaying Holofernes in 1613, portraying the biblical Judith and her maidservant Abra saving the Israelites of Bethulia by beheading the general Holofernes after he fell into a drunken stupor. Why choose this subject matter? It was pretty obviously intended as a form of revenge against Gentileschis rapist, Agostino Tassi,

This badass tee reads:

Just Me and My Bestie Doin' a Lil Beheading

Italian artist Artemisia Gentileschi completed the painting Judith Slaying Holofernes in 1613, portraying the biblical Judith and her maidservant Abra saving the Israelites of Bethulia by beheading the general Holofernes after he fell into a drunken stupor.

Why choose this subject matter? It was pretty obviously intended as a form of revenge against Gentileschi’s rapist, Agostino Tassi, who Gentileschi famously testified against, even enduring torture by thumbscrew in order to “verify” her testimony. The 17th century was rough, y’all. We hope this shirt makes you imagine gathering your own lady pals and getting real crafty with a sword.

This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders have taping for better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.

.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size

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Width, in 16.50 17.99 20.00 22.01 24.02 25.98 27.99 30.00 32.00
Length, in 27.01 27.99 29.02 30.00 31.02 32.01 32.99 33.98 35.00
Sleeve length, in 8.62 8.90 9.17 9.45 9.72 10.00 10.39 10.79 11.18

 

 

 

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K Bram
Cuba, US
★★★★★ 1
Size does not fit
Color: Black-satin, Size: Large
The pants fits like a 34......it could not be n buttoned and the crutch was extremely short n tight.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 22, 2026
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Isaac U
Lexington, US
★★★★★ 3
Size up at least once or twice if you buy these
Color: Black-satin, Size: Medium
I really wanted these pants to work because they actually look very nice and the material feels decent for a tuxedo pant. However, the sizing is completely off. I normally know my size pretty well, but these arrived and were way too small. I ended up reordering two different pairs in larger sizes trying to find the right fit, and even then, I couldn't get it quite right. Since I was in a major time crunch for an event, I eventually had to give up because I didn't have the time to go back for a third pair. It is a shame because the flat front style is exactly what I was looking for and the functionality of the clasp and zipper seemed solid. The value for money would be great if the fit was consistent, but the headache of returning and reordering makes it tough to recommend unless you have plenty of time to experiment with the sizes. If you decide to grab these, definitely plan on ordering at least one or even two sizes larger than what you usually wear. They have a nice professional look to them, but the durability of the fabric doesn't matter much if you can't actually get them on.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 9, 2026
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Frederick Snead
Omaha, US
★★★★★ 5
Like the style
Color: Black-satin, Size: XX-Large
Fits good
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Reviewed in the United States on April 4, 2026
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Humberto S.
Phoenix, US
★★★★★ 5
Buena compra !!
Color: Black-satin, Size: Medium
Me gustó el detalle y la caída del pantalón, lo compraré otra vez en el futuro.
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Reviewed in the United States on September 3, 2025
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Maav
Bozeman, US
★★★★★ 1
Runs EXTREMELY small
Color: Black-satin, Size: 3X-Large
Ordered a 3X but got a XS…i am a 42-44, got the 3X to have tapered to my fit, but upon opening the pants, it seemed they may be more of a 32-34 and the adjustable straps aren’t really adjustable, they are just buckles sewed in place for design. The 3X tag sewn in is a complete lie! Only giving 1 star because they did have the satin tuxedo stripe on the side!
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Reviewed in the United States on November 26, 2025

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