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Future Historian

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Future HistorianIt used to be that you could get an even workout on both legs when driving. Soon, with flappy paddles and mushy buttons, all you'll end up with is a strong right leg and a gait that makes you walk in big circles. We'd rather walk straight and have a right bicep like an old school bus driver. At least you can offset that by drinking beer with your left. ###Emile Bouret ###Hybrid Beige ###2012 12 18 22 00 00 ###Oceanside, CA ### We asked Emile Bouret

It used to be that you could get an even workout on both legs when driving. Soon, with flappy paddles and mushy buttons, all you'll end up with is a strong right leg and a gait that makes you walk in big circles. We'd rather walk straight and have a right bicep like an old school bus driver. At least you can offset that by drinking beer with your left.
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Amazon Customer
Chelsea, US
★★★★★ 1
Not a good taste
Flavor Name: Mango Habanero, Size: 2.5 Ounces (4 Count)
The texture of the beef is very chewy. It does have heat to it but I was not a fan of the flavor. I don't know if it was because of grass fed beef or if it was the actual flavor. I would not buy again.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 3, 2026
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Pater
Waukegan, US
★★★★★ 5
Yep
Flavor Name: Mango Habanero, Size: 16 Ounces (1 Count)
Really good. Jerkt connoisseur. Winner
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Reviewed in the United States on May 28, 2026
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Kiyoshi Higashimura
Battle Creek, US
★★★★★ 4
Quality
Flavor Name: Mango Habanero, Size: 16 Ounces (1 Count)
Very soft and tasty but Habanero is little too spicy for me.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 31, 2026
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Professor X
Grantham, US
★★★★★ 5
Delicious
Flavor Name: Mango Habanero, Size: 16 Ounces (1 Count)
Delicious! I was worried it would be too spicy but while it is definitely spicy it is not so much so that it is unpleasant. Just enough to keep me from overindulging - a few pieces at a time is just right.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 5, 2026
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Alec
Pawtucket, US
★★★★★ 3
Moderate sweetness, low heat, way too soft and moist to be the chewy jerky I look for
Flavor Name: Mango Habanero, Size: 16 Ounces (1 Count)
To get to the point, this jerky is too soft and moist. Impressively tender actually. The sweetness and heat are nothing special, but you do get 1lb of jerky that is easy to snack on. For that, I have to give it at least 3/5. There are a ton of jerkys with better taste and texture that are definitely more expensive, but if you happen to like a super tender jerky with underwhelming flavors, then this is a good value.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 20, 2026

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