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Creature Cocks Alendoid Silicone Dildo

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Creature Cocks Alendoid Silicone DildoThis cosmic Creature Cocks rod is an Alienoid whose member is right between its eyes! Enjoy riding its face as you enjoy this galactic star dong! It is a mix of red, purple, blue, black and specks of glitter. Truly a unique constellation, it is ready to help you blast off into another dimension of pleasure! The shaft is textured and grooved with a tapered tip for easy insertion. It has a wide, flanged base that doubles as a strong suction cup for

This cosmic Creature Cocks rod is an Alienoid whose member is right between its eyes! Enjoy riding its face as you enjoy this galactic star dong! It is a mix of red, purple, blue, black and specks of glitter. Truly a unique constellation, it is ready to help you blast off into another dimension of pleasure! The shaft is textured and grooved with a tapered tip for easy insertion. It has a wide, flanged base that doubles as a strong suction-cup for hands-free riding when you're solo and a safe, compatible strapon-dildo that fits most harnesses for couple's play and pegging. Made out of premium quality, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone, it is best used with water-based lubricants only. To clean it after use wash it with warm water and mild soap, then rinse and spray with a toy cleaner before letting it air dry. Keep out of direct sunlight and heat, and do not store it with other silicone toys.

Thick ropes tie your wrists and ankles, spreading you wide for inspection. The Creature in front of you looks like a photo from the Hubble telescope, its entire body a swirling vortex of stars and deep space. You can see its shape but not its face; that it has covered with a thick, silver mask. It inspects you, its wide, bright eyes eager to see every inch of your bare, naked body. You squirm and try to pull against the restraints, your body taut and strained. You give up with a cry of despair, collapsing on the table. It seems to notice something interesting between your thighs and takes a starry finger and rubs your lips before slipping it in. You gasp, moaning in involuntary pleasure as it somehow finds exactly where your pleasure button is. It pulls back in surprise, but then its eyes narrow and it brings its face down. You panic, not knowing what to do or feel. Then, it lifts its head and takes the mask off. You stare, wide-eyed in disbelief, as you see a giant rod dangling between its eyes in the middle of its face. It hid this giant cosmic dong behind a silver sheath, and now it is clear that it has found a wet and slippery place to put it! It brings its head down and buries its shaft to the hilt. You scream in terror, but the screams turn to moans as you give in to the pleasure you wish you could deny… but the feeling is too good! You ride its face as it gurgles an alien language and drinks up every drop of your juices!

Measurements:

Overall length: 8.8 inches.
Insertable length: 6.7 inches.
Narrowest insertable diameter: 1.6 inches.
Widest insertable diameter: 2 inches.

Materials: Silicone, ABS Plastic

Color: Red, Blue, Purple, Black

Note: Use only with water-based lubricants for best results.

Key Features:

  • Fantasy Dildo: This cosmic alien rod sits right on its face! Enjoy the unique texture along the thick shaft, the pointed tip, the galactic colors, and the wide, cat-eyes!
  • Suction Cup Base: Enjoy the wide, suction cup base of this dildo. Simply press firmly on any flat surface and enjoy riding it hands-free!
  • Harness Compatible: The wide, flanged base is compatible with most strap-on harnesses so you can wear it and play the fantasy roleplay character you come up with!
  • Premium Silicone: Made of body-safe, phthalate-free, premium silicone, it is best used with water-based lubricants only.
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Boise, US
★★★★★ 1
One Star
Format: Hardcover
The book I received had 3 pages cut out of it.
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Reviewed in the United States on August 17, 2014
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Ghost Mutt
Bozeman, US
★★★★★ 2
Not that great
Huge "The Simpsons" fan. I watched all the episodes and read a lot of the comics and enjoy most. This one however was quite boring. Turns out I'm just not a big fan of Chief Wiggum. I really enjoyed The "Homer" and "Bart" book. But not this one. Maybe if you love Wiggum you'll love it. If you're not too fond of him then I wouldn't buy it.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 28, 2013
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Justine
Charlottesville, US
★★★★★ 3
Good for my collection.
Format: Hardcover
This was another quick and entertaining read. This instalment wasn't as enjoyable as some of the other books but it was still good. I'm glad to have it in my collection.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 27, 2014
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Oj_0
Phoenix, US
★★★★★ 5
Great for a Ralph Wiggum fan!
Format: Hardcover
Bought this for a friend for his bday and he loved it. Huge Simpson's fan,favorite character is Ralph, loved how the book was filled with random facts and weird thoughts.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 28, 2020
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Cory L. Dudak
Birmingham, US
★★★★★ 5
Funny and unexpected
Format: Hardcover
I bought this book for my girlfriend who is a big Ralph Wiggum fan. When it arrived, I was shocked to see what a thorough exploration of the character it was. I'm not saying it's all canon in terms of the show, as i saw some complaints that there was stuff in this book that wouldn't make sense to the Ralph character (such as his love for Lisa) due to them "breaking up" in a past episode, but come on, that's a hogwash complaint. The whole point of this book is to entertain, and it does so in spades, so it comes highly recommended. And this is coming from a huge 'The Simpsons' fan himself. Oh, and by the way, my girlfriend loved it, too.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 14, 2014

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