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OH SEES - FACE STABBER (2xLP/CASSETTE)

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OH SEES - FACE STABBER (2xLP/CASSETTE)BLACK VINYL 2xLP or CASSETTE. (AKA THEE OH SEES, OSEES, OCS, ETC) "Hey there, human kids, lift your face out of the feed trough and pluck that feculence from your ears. Hark! A sonar blip from beneath the pile of bodies the latest Oh Sees, Face Stabber! Boop, blip, ughhh people churning like a boiling swamp. Man, this din is nauseating. The screen flickers for the first time this year with a transmission from two months in the future: "the internet

BLACK VINYL 2xLP

or

CASSETTE.

(AKA THEE OH SEES, OSEES, OCS, ETC)

"Hey there, human kids, lift your face out of the feed trough and pluck that feculence from your ears. Hark! A sonar blip from beneath the pile of bodies-the latest Oh Sees, Face Stabber! Boop, blip, ughhh... people churning like a boiling swamp. Man, this din is nauseating. The screen flickers for the first time this year with a transmission from two months in the future: "the internet has deemed guitar music dead and you are free to do whatever the f*** you like... long live the new flesh!" This album is Soundcloud hip-hop reversed, a far flung nemesis of contemporary country and flaccid algorithmic pop-barf. No songs about money or love are floating in the ether. Just memories, echoes, foggy blurs, blip-blop goes the scope, heavy funk, dystopia-punk canons, long jams, bloated solos dribbling down your caved-in chest. Human cattle like a beef avalanche, right on your burned out face hole. Spider-legs fuzz crawling in your brain. Lots of curse words for your mom. You've gotten the over-population blues, so let's have some art for art's sake. What else are you gonna do? Stare at the sky? Please... fifty carbon copies of you look back at you as you walk the streets. Take a breath, you're going to need it. Take drugs, you're going to need those just to stand in line at the air and water reclamation center soon enough. There's no fruit, buddy. You're at the bleak-peak. They will squeeze you till you're all squeezed out. Or fans of fried prog burn-out, squished old-school drool, double drums, lead weight bass, wizard keys (now with poison), old-ass guitar and horrible words with daft meanings. If you don't like it then don't listen, bub. Back to the comments section with you! Easy over and out."

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Flavor Name: Black Raspberry, Size: 17 Fl Oz (Pack of 12)
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Valerie
Natrona Heights, US
★★★★★ 5
Tasty good for you beverage
Flavor Name: Black Raspberry, Size: 17 Fl Oz (Pack of 12)
So refreshing and tasty. I gave up Pepsi due to the caffeine and found these so satisfying. The taste is great and just enough fizzy! A great value and the bottle size is good for more than one if you wish. No sugar load and theres vitamins too. The case is 12 bottles and had no leaks or damage! Quick delivery too!
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Smooth Daily Brew with Rich Flavor Variety – Easy, Consistent Nespresso Coffee Experience
Flavor Name: Medium and Dark Roast Variety Pack, Size: 10 Count (Pack of 3)
I’ve been using this variety pack for my daily coffee, and it’s been a really convenient way to switch between different roasts without thinking too much about it. What I like most is the consistency in flavor and brew quality. Every pod comes out smooth, and the taste is balanced whether I go for a medium roast or something darker. The darker ones feel stronger and more intense, while the medium roasts are a bit lighter and easier for everyday drinking. The 7.8 oz size is perfect for a fuller cup, especially in the morning when I don’t want anything too small. It brews quickly, which makes it great for busy days. One thing I noticed is that the variety helps if you don’t want to commit to just one roast you can rotate depending on your mood. Overall: reliable, easy, and a good mix of flavors for everyday coffee without any hassle
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