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Aubrey Wants to Die (Original)"Sexy and laugh out loud funny, full of delicious drama and surprisingly moving Aubrey's chaotic undead rollercoaster of a journey had me cackling, yearning and questioning my entire existence." Anna Downes, bestselling author of Red River Road Love is hard. Being undead is harder Dolly Alderton meets True Blood in this dark, funny hell of a story Aubrey is not what she seems. She's young, beautiful, romantic, obsessive and a vampire. All she wants is
"Sexy and laugh-out-loud funny, full of delicious drama and surprisingly moving - Aubrey's chaotic undead rollercoaster of a journey had me cackling, yearning and questioning my entire existence." --Anna Downes, bestselling author of Red River RoadLove is hard. Being undead is harder ... Dolly Alderton meets True Blood in this dark, funny hell of a story
Aubrey is not what she seems. She's young, beautiful, romantic, obsessive and ... a vampire. All she wants is to be human again, and failing that, she wants to die. But the problem is, she can't. Not by stake through the heart or holy water or crucifix or garlic or fire. And she'd know, she's tried every method ... Twice.
So she's stuck here on this earth, all alone. Even the vampire who made her this way - an aristocratic douchebag called Oscar - has abandoned her.
But everything changes when one fateful night, she meets Jonathan. He's everything Aubrey's ever dreamed of, and what's more, he's her soulmate. Her Bella-Edward story. For the first time in 150 years, she has a reason to hope - eternal life might be bearable after all. So when Jonathan unexpectedly breaks up with her, she'll do anything to get him back.
But that's the exact moment Oscar swoops back into her life. And he has other plans for her. Soon, she's thrown into a world of glamour, glitter, blood and hedonism, a world that has her questioning everything she knows to be true-about life, but also about herself. A world where nothing is simple ... And no-one is safe, either.
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★★★★★ 5
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Love it. So smooth and lasts for a while. Great for lips that chap all of the time.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 13, 2025
★★★★★ 3
Great product, poor shipping
This product is great EXCEPT it arrived having melted into the cap and has a grainy texture (photo). I opted to send it back and received my replacement today. Unfortunately, it arrived in the exact same condition. The product has melted into the cap and texture is grainy. I will keep both as the product is great but I won't be reordering until they can figure out how to ship their lip balms without it melting. I've ordered other tallow lip balms and they didn't melt during shipping.
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Reviewed in the United States on October 10, 2024
★★★★★ 5
No more split lips!!
Living in New England means dealing with really dry winters. Consequently, good hand lotion and lip balm makes a tremendous difference. Whereas Chapstick and many other common brands contain alcohols which can perpetuate problems, this Beef Tallow lip balm is the best I’ve found at preventing split lips.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 12, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Lip balm
I had low expectations about this lip balm but after using it, my expectations are higher. I like how my lips are not only moisted but softer as well. Trust and believe, a little goes a long way.
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Reviewed in the United States on October 3, 2025
★★★★★ 2
Pass
Our family is just getting started on the tallow journey so we’re learning. I have a son that deals with chapped lips continually so I thought I’d give this a shot. We were both horribly disappointed. Upon opening the balm a huge portion was smashed up into the lid. This is defeating the purpose of a lip balm. Also the texture is weird. It is crumbly and not able to spread easily. I hope this is a one off and not a tallow balm norm.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 29, 2025