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Octophallus Silicone DildoMy Kinky Octopus Teacher Key Features: Fantasy Dildo: This purple and blue, realistic shaped rod has the long limbs of an octopus wrapped around it, giving it smooth ridges and slightly textured grooves that stimulate you as you ride! Suction Cup Base: Enjoy the wide, suction cup base of this dildo. Simply press firmly on any flat surface and enjoy riding it hands free! Harness Compatible: The wide, flanged base is compatible with most strap on
My Kinky Octopus Teacher
Key Features:
- Fantasy Dildo: This purple and blue, realistic-shaped rod has the long limbs of an octopus wrapped around it, giving it smooth ridges and slightly textured grooves that stimulate you as you ride!
- Suction Cup Base: Enjoy the wide, suction cup base of this dildo. Simply press firmly on any flat surface and enjoy riding it hands-free!
- Harness Compatible: The wide, flanged base is compatible with most strap-on harnesses so you can wear it and play the fantasy roleplay character you come up with!
- Premium Silicone: Made of body-safe, phthalate-free, premium silicone, it is best used with water-based lubricants only.
It was my third year returning to the Indian Ocean for the summer. The big-blue octopus was a commonly seen cephalopod there and I'd decided to make the study of them my major. They were fascinating creatures but deep down I know I had other reasons to study them, ones I would never admit to in my research. The sun was beating down on me that day so hard that I felt like fainting, so I took out the small boat and set out to visit my octopuses. The water welcomed me like a long-lost lover as I dipped in with nothing more than my dive gear and a tight-fitting suit. I didn't have to go very far before finding what I was looking for. It was expecting me, after all. The mysterious, small, purple-blue octopus that had mystified me ever since my first visit here and convinced me to study these creatures swam up to me and immediately landed on my arm! It wrapped its tentacles around me, saying hello. This fully grown octopus was smaller than the normal blue octopuses I'd seen, but I knew it would grow bigger in time. Even though it was a venomous kind that packed a powerful bite and had an inky discharge, it hadn't harmed me even once in all this time. Instead, it did what it always did… it explored. It began playing with my zippers and ties. It started pulling at them, finding openings in my clothes and reaching inside. As usual, it wrestled open my fly and reached inside to pull out my shaft. I'd remained flaccid but once this little octopus started wrapping its limbs around me I began to swell with excitement! The limbs undulated and squeezed, milking a drip of salty-sweet liquid from the tip of the head that this octopus enjoyed. It began to pulse and tighten, and as it did I let myself float, weightless in ecstasy, as it milked me until I burst, the thick fluid bursting free of my shaft and hanging there like its own inky discharge in the water, glistening in the afternoon sun.
Octophallus Silicone Dildo Specs:
Measurements:- Overall length: 8.8 inches.
- Insertable length: 7 inches.
- Narrowest insertable diameter: 1.8 inches.
- Widest insertable diameter: 2.4 inches.
Color: Purple, blue
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★★★★★ 4
Great quality case, keyboard doesn’t work as intended
Color: Dark Cherry
Case is fine and good quality but the keyboard doesn’t work as intended. Bluetooth connects great but the keyboard is formatted incorrectly. For example, when I try to use a dash, it puts an apostrophe instead. I have no idea how to reformat it myself. I’d love just a replacement keyboard
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Reviewed in the United States on January 31, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Worth it!
Color: Pink, Color: Pink
Great buy! Worth the money and the color is nice. The keyboard works, some buttons I haven’t figured out but for the most part it’s worth the purchase!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 20, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Nice colors
Color: Yellow
This was a perfect choice for my iPad. The color is very vibrant easy to put on and its sturdy will buy again in another color.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 17, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Keyboard is magnetic to cover so it doesn’t fall out
Color: Pink
Absolutely love this ! My iPad fits perfectly in this and the keyboard is touch sensitive which I like and the color combo on the keyboard makes it fun ! Definitely will recommend this
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Reviewed in the United States on June 11, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Great quality case and keyboard
Color: Purple, Color: Purple
Super good quality case, I was actually surprised since it’s such a good price. It fit my 10.9 inch perfectly! Keyboard has magnetic attachment to the case which is super handy, and it connected with Bluetooth seamlessly. Keyboard isn’t silent, it’s on the louder side, but not too loud at all and it doesn’t bother me at all because I prefer clickier keyboards. Oh also something that’s really cool is that you can change the colors of the keyboard, love that!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 10, 2026