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Mere Mortals

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Mere MortalsThis hilarious, fresh take on a classic vampire tale a true supernatural comedy follows a pair of hundred year old teenage vampires who are turned mortal and must face the greatest nightmare of all high school. Charlie and her brother, Reg, have been vampires for a very long time. For a century, they enjoyed the glitz and glamour of life as members of the wealthiest vampire clan. But now, after one careless mistake, they've been expelled from the

This hilarious, fresh take on a classic vampire tale--a true supernatural comedy--follows a pair of hundred-year-old teenage vampires who are turned mortal and must face the greatest nightmare of all--high school.

Charlie and her brother, Reg, have been vampires for... a very long time. For a century, they enjoyed the glitz and glamour of life as members of the wealthiest vampire clan. But now, after one careless mistake, they've been expelled from the vampire community and dumped in the middle of Nowhere, Iowa to live as mortals in a hilarious fish-out-of-water twist.

Suddenly Charlie has to deal with zits, tears, and--worst of all--high school. But things start to change in this YA paranormal romance when she and Reg find a group of friends, including the deliciously good-looking Dexter. And though Charlie would give anything to be vampire again, she begins to appreciate some of the new experiences that humanity brings too.

But nothing could make them forget the life they've left behind. When they're offered a second shot at immortality, Charlie is desperate to seize it. It'll just mean a total betrayal of all her new friends, who will have their minds wiped of their memories of her. She can handle that if it means she can live forever... right?

Don't miss this unique, laugh-out-loud funny novel by acclaimed author Erin Jade Lange!

  • A laugh-out-loud funny vampire book perfect for Halloween reading.
  • Ideal for fans of witty supernatural stories and teen romance.
  • For teens who love dark and scary stories with a humorous bite.
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T. Helton
Battle Creek, US
★★★★★ 4
enjoyable read
Format: Kindle
I read a ton of romantasy books. This was one of the better ones I read in the past year. The plot is interesting and not repetitive. The slow burn is satisfying. I like that the heroine finds her voice and power along the way
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Reviewed in the United States on March 17, 2026
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Chelsea, US
★★★★★ 5
thorn of mine
Format: Paperback
| fantasy romance | high fantasy | witch x necromancer | rune magic | death-made | fire mage | court politics | morally grey | political intrigue | mystery | secrets | enemies x lovers | quest | single POV | SLOW burn | feminine rage | SPICY | touch her and dxe | OCD rep | nicknames | anxiety rep | forbidden romance | cliff-hanger | plot-twist | one horse | care taking | It’s been a few years since I last read a story by Lisette Marshall, and I was instantly reminded why I love her work. Lisette is a master of weaving together rich fantasy worlds, complex characters, and heart-stopping romance. Lisette builds amazing worlds, develops intriguing characters, and crafts plots full of twists and turns. The final 30% had me wide awake in the middle of the night, anxious, thrilled, but also kicking my feet and grinning like a fool. Lisette truly knows how to build tension and then deliver an ending that causes a complete and utter crash out. The dynamic between Thraga, a rune witch on the run, and Duralin, a necromancing fire mage with secrets of his own, was absolutely electric. Their banter? Unforgettable. The dialogue was brimming with wit, tension, and just the right amount of venom. Underneath all that verbal sparring, though, was a surprising tenderness. A quiet, aching vulnerability that made their connection feel raw and real, while being layered underneath a resistance full of tension and hidden yearning. I especially admired the OCD and anxiety representation woven naturally into the story; it added authenticity and depth without ever feeling forced. The nature of OCD is repetitive, and the reality of anxiety is that it is always lurking beneath the surface. I found the representation to be so realistic and relatable. The world-building was lush, the mystery was gripping, and the slow burn? One of the slowest and most satisfying I’ve ever had the pleasure of reading and experiencing. The story unfolds entirely through Thraga’s POV, but Lisette gifts us a glimpse into Duralin’s mind at the end, truly, a perfectly placed moment that leaves you thirsting for the next book. The Death-Made Prince is everything I want in a fantasy romance: morally grey characters, delicious tension, sharp and cutting banter, and a world that feels alive with magic, secrets, and mystery. It’s easily one of my favorite reads of 2025, and I cannot wait to see what comes next. This is absolutely one of my favorite reads of 2025. I highly recommend The Death-Made Prince by Lisette Marshall. Happy Reading, Friends xx
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Reviewed in the United States on October 19, 2025
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Tea & Tomes
Grantham, US
★★★★★ 4
Dark, Twisty, Unforgettable
Format: Kindle
Thank you Lisette Marshall for the free gift! I really enjoyed this one, though I did feel it ran a bit long. Some of the pacing dragged, especially near the end where the characters seemed to face one too many “captured by the enemy” moments before the story moved forward again. Still, despite those slower stretches, the slow-burn romance was absolutely perfect. The tension between Thraga and Durlain built so naturally that when their connection finally deepened, it felt completely earned. The worldbuilding was rich and immersive, filled with fascinating magic and political intrigue that felt both original and grounded. The rune-based magic system, in particular, was such a refreshing and creative element. And as always, Lisette Marshall’s characters were layered, flawed, and endlessly compelling. Even with a few pacing hiccups, this story pulled me in completely, and that ending left me reeling. Lisette Marshall continues to prove why she’s one of my favorite authors. I can’t wait to see where she takes this series next. It promises to be dark, twisty, and unforgettable.
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Reviewed in the United States on October 22, 2025
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Cassie AReaderofRuin
Carnegie, US
★★★★★ 5
The banter was bantering, and the slow burn was 🔥🥵🌶️🙌🏻
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Two enemies, one desperate bargain, and an attraction that could ultimately destroy them both? I don’t know about you guys, but this was the perfect recipe for an all-night, feet kicking the air read! This book has it all: 🖤 Necromancer X Runewitch ⚔️ Norse Mythology 🖤 Deadly Quest ⚔️ OCD Rep 🖤 Enemies-to-lovers ⚔️ Morally Gray MCs 🖤 Reluctant Allies ⚔️ Feminine Rage 🔥 A slow burn so good you’ll be begging for more! What I loved: 🖤 The unique world-building. I’ve read a lot of witchy reads before, and they usually follow the same pattern, however, involving descendants of dragons (Fireborn) and Necromancers really created a unique spin to the witchy market. The rune magic system was intriguing, and in action, I found myself completely enamored with it and Thraga. 🖤 The OCD representation. Let’s be honest, if you don’t have OCD, you don’t often think about it, but to those who do experience OCD, even in minor forms, seeing a FMC with OCD was refreshing and added layers to her character. Thraga has been through so much trauma, and it translates into her OCD, showing her need to have control over some aspect of her life and body, when in reality, her OCD has taken complete control of her. Throughout the story, Durlain helps her to realize just how much the OCD (and other “things”) have taken away from her ability to truly be free. It is one of the most endearing arcs I have read in a while. 🖤 The tension and banter. This wouldn’t be a highly ranked read for me without the perfect balance of tension and toe curling banter. This is a SLOW BURN, but it is so perfectly paced and balanced. When things finally combust (and boy, do they), it is so tremendously satisfying that you don’t even care how long it took to get to that point. It was earned in every way. I highly recommend this book to any romantasy and paranormal romance enthusiast. It hits all of the right marks, and the ending will have you staring at the wall. I am going to be incredibly surprised if this doesn’t get picked up by a traditional publisher at some point, it was that good! Final rating: 4.5 ⭐️ 1.75 🌶️ 🚨 Check TWs 🚨
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Reviewed in the United States on October 21, 2025
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Dylan Lemox
Dallas, US
★★★★★ 5
Fantastic Read!
Format: Paperback
🖤”𝑰𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅 𝒉𝒂𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒊𝒃𝒍𝒆, 𝑰 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒃𝒆 𝒔𝒐, 𝒔𝒐 𝒎𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒔𝒆.”💜 The Death-Made Prince by Lisette Marshall is the perfect enemies to lovers read!😍🐦‍⬛💜 🖋️Review Thraga lives in a world where runewitches are killed for simply existing. Just hours from being sent to the gallows, a mysterious prisoner shows up and sets her on a path she never thought possible. When these two collide, they are never the same. This book is Lisette’s best work yet! I loved the characters, the story, and the romance. The tension between these two characters was palpable and I ATE IT UP!!! Between the fast-paced plot and the witty banter, I couldn't put this one down. The OCD rep in this book was perfection. I loved how Lisette explored grief and overcoming heartache in this one. From the magic system to the Norse lore this book was such a fantastic read. I cannot wait to read book two and explore more of this story and this amazing world the author has created. And that freaking ending!!! 🤯😳🫢 Do not sleep on this book, it has everything you want in a romantasy and more!!! If you enjoy creative magic systems, yearning and tension that will have you melting and kicking your feet, epic action and adventure, or well thought out complex characters, look no further this book is for you!! Genre: Fantasy Romance Publication Date: October 21st, 2025 Series: Runewitch Saga - Book 1 Pages: 545 ⭐️-5 🌶️-2 Tropes: 🐦‍⬛Both MCs are Morally Grey 🗡️Enemies to Lovers 💜OCD Rep 🐦‍⬛Deadly Quest 🗡️Norse Mythology 💜Necromancer & Witch 🐦‍⬛Slow Burn with Spice And More… 🚨⚠️This book has dark elements and is not suitable for all readers. Please be sure to check the trigger warnings before reading this book!⚠️🚨
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Reviewed in the United States on October 20, 2025

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