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Colin Gets Promoted and Dooms the World

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Colin Gets Promoted and Dooms the WorldA USA TODAY BESTSELLER! WARNING! Under no circumstances must employees strike a deal with unauthorized personnel on Dark Enterprises property. Such behavior may result in death or the end of the world. Colin is a low level employee at Dark Enterprises, a Hell like multinational corporation solving the world's most difficult problems in deeply questionable ways. After years of toiling away in a cubicle, he's ready to climb the corporate ladder and

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WARNING! Under no circumstances must employees strike a deal with unauthorized personnel on Dark Enterprises property. Such behavior may result in death...or the end of the world.

Colin is a low-level employee at Dark Enterprises, a Hell-like multinational corporation solving the world's most difficult problems in deeply questionable ways. After years of toiling away in a cubicle, he's ready to climb the corporate ladder and claim the power he's never had.

The only problem is, he's pretty sure he's about to be terminated. Like, terminated. That's tough, because his BFF has just set him up with a great guy. In fact, maybe he's a little too great. And he asks a lot of questions . . .

When Colin meets a shadowy figure promising his deepest desire in return for a small, unspecified favor, he can't resist the urge to fast-track his goals. He asks for the one thing that will improve his life: a promotion.

But that small favor unleashes an ancient evil. People in New York are disappearing, the world might be ending, and Management is starting to notice. Getting to the top is never easy, and now it's up to Colin to save the world. It's the ultimate power move, after all.
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Elyse
Phoenix, US
★★★★★ 5
The CUTEST omg
Size: 13 Big Kid, Color: Glitter Pink, Size: 13 Big Kid, Color: Glitter Pink
These pink glitter platform sandals are the ultimate 'cool girl' shoe for toddlers. The sparkle is embedded in the material so it doesn't shed, and the platform is stable enough for confident walking. Insight: Like all Melissa’s, they have that heavenly bubblegum scent that lasts for months. These are the most comfortable shoes ever! They feel like walking on a cloud, I have several pairs myself and they are the BEST. Strap is durable and comfy. They are surprisingly lightweight for a platform sandal! These shoes run big and do not do half sizes so if between sizes size down for a perfect fit
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Reviewed in the United States on April 3, 2026
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Jhem Pascua
Omaha, US
★★★★★ 5
Perfect
Size: 9 Toddler, Color: Pink/Glitter, Size: 9 Toddler, Color: Pink/Glitter
My daughter loves it. I read all the reviews they all complain it’s runs small and yes it’s runs small. My daughter she’s a size 6 and i ordered size 9, and it perfect fit to my daughter.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 6, 2026
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Amanda
Louisville, US
★★★★★ 5
Adorable
Size: 8 Toddler, Color: Brown/White
This particular one I had to upsize. I didn’t return because I have another little girl that was going to use them. Typically all mini Melissa’s are true to size. Loved them. Super cute.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 6, 2026
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mzb
Dallas, US
★★★★★ 5
Cutest sandals for your little one (as long as they aren't learning to walk)
Size: 6 Toddler, Color: Brown/White
The sandals are adorable and great quality. However, when I showed the pediatrician before putting them on our 14 month old who is walking everywhere. She said "do not use" for children who are just learning to walk...these are great for those that aren't a "toddler" yet.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 26, 2025
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ToshyLou
Dallas, US
★★★★★ 4
Size up for sure!
Size: 9 Toddler, Color: Matt Black
Bought these as a gift for my niece who wears a size 8 in toddlers. There is a note to size up from the seller but you may need to size up 3x. Ordered a 9 in the cozy jelly sandals, one size up as suggested & they were way too small. So I tried them on my other niece who is wearing a size 6 in toddlers & the 9 fit her perfect. She loved them & walked comfortably, she didn’t stomp as she usually does if the shoes are too heave or firm. & they have a nice sweet smell. I like that the Velcro straps adjust to fit her snug enough to hold her skinny foot in place. Definitely like the look, feel & quality. The sizing is really difficult to get right, I imaging depending on the style this may also differ.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 4, 2025

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