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Creature Cum Unscented Jizz personal lubricant - 16oz – Rechargeable, Discreet, Intimate Wellness Accessory – Quiet, Rechargeable, Waterproof, Couples & Solo Use, Discreet Intimate Wellness AccessoryThis creamy jizz lubricant is now unscented, so you don't have to smell the reek of these monster's loads! This water based personal lubricant is perfect for all your deviant desires and fantasy roleplay! It is compatible with all novelty item types and washes out of fabric when you use soap and water. Designed to be extra thick and gooey, this jizz will ooze from every crack and hole it's in! Enjoy adding even more realism to your fantasy play! In
This creamy jizz lubricant is now unscented, so you don't have to smell the reek of these monster's loads! This water-based personal lubricant is perfect for all your deviant desires and fantasy roleplay! It is compatible with all novelty item types and washes out of fabric when you use soap and water. Designed to be extra thick and gooey, this jizz will ooze from every crack and hole it's in! Enjoy adding even more realism to your fantasy play!In our Creature Cocks lab, we use only the finest, high-quality creatures to extract jizz and slime from! Whether it's space gel from Galactica 9, sea monster froth from the deep sea squids, love juice from the easily excited jungle critters, or hell's blood from the demons of the deep, these lubes are made of the most horrific, fantastic, out of this world creatures! Pair them up with your own Creature Cocks novelty item and enjoy the feeling of slippery, wet, fully satisfying slime!
Fill Weight: 16 fl. oz. / 473 mL
Ingredients: Purified Water, Glycerin, Propylene Glycol, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Citric Acid, Diazolidinyl Urea, Methylparaben, Propylparaben, Vegetable Gum, Titanium Dioxide.
Color: Clear
Note: WARNING: Should irritation occur discontinue use immediately. Keep out of eyes and ears. Keep out of reach of children. Store at room temperature.
CAUTION: Very slippery, clean spills immediately. Keep bottle upright.
Key Features:
Creature Jizz: Fill yourself up with monster loads!
Thick and Gooey: This formula is thick, gooey, and oozes out of every hole!
Water-Based: Safe to use on any novelty item and cleans up easily!
Unscented: No more offensive monster aroma! This is scent-free.
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★★★★★ 5
Great product
Size: 25 Count (Pack of 6)
My favorite facial wipes. Gentle to your skin, no alcohol, no burning on the eyes! These wipes clean well make up and don't get dry in the package. Expensive though, hope the price won't go up to make us give up on them.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 5, 2026
★★★★★ 5
The only thing that works for me
Size: 50 count (Pack of 1)
I love these face wipes so much. I cannot use soap due to all the problems I have with my skin. It's so finicky.. I have rosacea with painful P&P and also flare ups of adult acne. I take a med to keep my oil production under control, but that means I end up with a few flakey patches on my cheeks. These are the ONLY face wipes that I've found that not only remove almost all (more on that in a moment) of the makeup I'm wearing, but also seem to help keep my redness under control. I've tried Aveeno Ultra-Calming wipes which profess to help with redness and even those are way too harsh for my skin. The Aveeno wipes make my face sting horrible, leave a greasy residue, and have a smell that is not very pleasant. The Simple wipes take off WAY more makeup than those, or any other wipe, I've tried and leave my skin feeling actually clean and calm.
The only routine that I've found that keeps my skin looking decent is to use these to remove the majority of my makeup and then follow up with Simple Micellar Water
on a cotton pad to remove any further traces. I follow that up with a few spritzes of
(rosewater is supposed to help with redness too) and then moisturize with
- which doesn't have SPF (which makes my rosacea flare up). It sounds like a lot of steps, but it takes me 3 minutes, tops.
I'd just like to add too for those saying that these don't remove waterproof mascara - well, yeah. I would want neither a "gentle" face wipe that was harsh enough to remove waterproof mascara, nor a mascara that was wimpy enough to be removed with a gentle wipe... that would mean it would also come off every time my eyes watered or even just blinked. Just use an oil-free eye makeup remover before using these.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 2, 2016
★★★★★ 5
great clean.
Size: 50 count (Pack of 1)
These get my face clean and exfoliated. I love them.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 2, 2026
★★★★★ 5
The best makeup wipes
Size: 50 count (Pack of 1)
The best makeup wipes- soft and fast and they smell great!
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Reviewed in the United States on February 5, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Just love these and they are sometimes hard to find.
Size: 50 count (Pack of 1)
These are great they make you skin feel fresh. They never irritate my face. Always you one before moisturizer.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 5, 2026
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