Fruit Cake Bar Soap | Funny Handmade Vegan Soap

Fruit Cake Bar Soap | Funny Handmade Vegan SoapDensely packed, questionably festive, and suspiciously indestructible just like the real thing, only way more useful. The Fruit Cake Bar Soap finally gives everyones least favorite holiday dessert a good name. This handmade vegan bar soap smells delightful (unlike Aunt Ednas version) and looks just festive enough to make you laugh every time you wash up. Each bar is uniquely crafted by our soap artisans and wrapped in rustic kraft packaging because

Densely packed, questionably festive, and suspiciously indestructible — just like the real thing, only way more useful. 🍒 The Fruit Cake Bar Soap finally gives everyone’s least-favorite holiday dessert a good name.

This handmade vegan bar soap smells delightful (unlike Aunt Edna’s version) and looks just festive enough to make you laugh every time you wash up. Each bar is uniquely crafted by our soap artisans and wrapped in rustic kraft packaging — because clean humor belongs in every stocking.

• Reads: "Fruit Cake"
• Scent: Fruitcake
• Type: Handmade vegan bar soap
• Net Weight: 6 oz
• Dimensions: 3 ½" L × 2 ¾" W × 1" H
• Packaging: Shrink-wrapped with kraft brown label
• Texture: Rich, creamy lather
• Style: Funny novelty soap – perfect for gifting
• Note: Each bar is handmade; variations may occur
• Stocking stuffer, Secret Santa gift, gag gift, joke gift, white elephant gift
• The perfect White Elephant Gift, since hilarious body products get big laughs but are also useful (and smell great!)

Smells festive. Cleans better. Zero regrets.

Do not eat.

By Whiskey River Soap Co.