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When Life Gives You Vampires

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When Life Gives You VampiresBridget Jones for the vampire obsessed: fans of Olivia Dade, Tessa Bailey, and Julie Murphy will love to sink their teeth into this charming romantic comedy. Single (plus size) vampire, desperately in search of a life. Twenty five year old Lily Baines is used to waking up hungover, overweight, and underemployed. Waking up with fangs? Not so much. But when a little light necking has more serious consequences than she ever imagined, Lily's determined to

Bridget Jones for the vampire obsessed: fans of Olivia Dade, Tessa Bailey, and Julie Murphy will love to sink their teeth into this charming romantic comedy.

Single (plus size) vampire, desperately in search of a life.

Twenty-five year old Lily Baines is used to waking up hungover, overweight, and underemployed. Waking up with fangs? Not so much. But when a little light necking has more serious consequences than she ever imagined, Lily's determined to get to the bottom of it, or die (again) trying.

Tristan hadn't meant to turn Lily--it's against vampire law--but now that she's here, they need to team up to save both their hides. They strike an uneasy truce, fending off other vampires, Lily's work-rival-turned-slayer, and her mother's tone-deaf romance and fitness advice...all while Lily faces down her insecurities about the fact that she lives in a diet-obsessed world with a body that will never age, never die, and never change.

Falling for her maddeningly gorgeous sire? Easy. Surviving an ancient vampire Master determined to see her twice-dead? Piece of cake. But can Lily ever truly learn to love the woman she'll be forever more?

Perfect for fans looking for:

  • a little Halloween spirit
  • body positive representation
  • enemies to lovers vibes
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Emily
Houston, US
★★★★★ 5
Great product
This is a great, natural lotion. We used it to remedy my husband's eczema. Texture was a little thinner than most lotions, but it worked for us.
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Omaha, US
★★★★★ 1
Way to much for this small container
We paid way too much for this $8 and it’s spilled in box all over the place I opened it it spilled on my hand I do not recommend this!!! I should have bought the $13 one! This was a rip off plus messy it’s spilled in package and all around the rim of container, I tried it and it burns my face and it smells like baby powder!
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Mia Sensabaugh
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★★★★★ 3
Get the Tallow Soap Bar instead!
Too perfumy. Not very moisturizing. I've had a lot better but this same company makes an amazing tallow bar soap and that is worth it. Get the Tallow Soap Bar, you'll be glad you did.
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Jacob Phillips
Lake Worth, US
★★★★★ 2
smells very fragrancey
this container arrived melted? which was quite strange it looks like coconut oil and it smells very much of fragrance its a strong almost floralish scent but I dont trust that this is tallow there is no fragrance listed on the container but its clearly in there
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Chris
Birmingham, US
★★★★★ 5
Very good tallow cream, nice scent.
I've really been into testing different tallow creams and balms recently. In my experience, the difference between tallow cream and tallow balm is that the cream is much thinner and in most cases, less greasy. This tallow cream here is just that. It is thinner and less greasy than the balm. The sent on this one is interesting. It definitely smells like frankincense to me even though I don't see that listed with the ingredients. The tallow cream spreads out easily and absorbs into my skin very quickly, giving my skin a moisturized feel. It is not greasy in any way.
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