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Gimli And My Axe - Lord of the Rings inspired Pizza Cutter Axe - Cinema Kitchenware - Tolkien Middle Earth Don't Tell the Elf Customisable

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Gimli And My Axe - Lord of the Rings inspired Pizza Cutter Axe - Cinema Kitchenware - Tolkien Middle Earth Don't Tell the Elf CustomisableForget the one ring, here's what Gollum really wants to get his grubby hands on. I present to you a double sided laser engraved pizza cutter axe, inspired by Gimli (Lord of the Rings). One side has Gimli and his iconic "And My Axe" quote. The other side, by default, has the quote "Don't tell the elf", although you could have this changed to your own name, or a different message quote if you'd like. Just let me know in the personalisation section at

Forget the one ring, here's what Gollum really wants to get his grubby hands on.

I present to you a double sided laser engraved pizza cutter axe, inspired by Gimli (Lord of the Rings).

One side has Gimli and his iconic "And My Axe" quote.
The other side, by default, has the quote "Don't tell the elf", although you could have this changed to your own name, or a different message/ quote if you'd like.  Just let me know in the personalisation section at the point of checkout or send a message right after purchasing.

Included for free is a bonus LotR coaster too as seen in the photos.

Measures approx 20cm tall.

These pizza cutters will put a smile on the face of it's user each and every time they're cutting pizza for years to come!

[Looking for a wedding party idea?]
Get in touch if you want to buy a bundle of these with each one customised to a different attendee, and we can make that happen for your special day!  Often for a slight discount on what it would cost to buy them all individually too.

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As with all wood, it's not dishwasher safe nor ideal to leave the handle end soaked in water.

I find a quick wash with dish detergent right after use is the best way to go about cleaning the axe.  There is a little bit of wiggle to the blade (perfectly normal) that allows for you to rinse out any toppings or sauce within the blade enclosure too.

Works fine on the vast majority of pizzas you'll be throwing in your oven, but anything with a very thick crust you may want to go at with a knife or a different pizza cutter, as the pizza cutter blade only protrudes out by about an inch.

The very first axe I laser engraved is still going strong after 2/3 times a week use for over 2 years now.  So these specific axes are excellent for the task.

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At 52, post-menopausal, with dry, mature skin, I’m always looking for products that help with the areas that tend to show age first—especially the under-eyes and around the mouth. Those areas can lose firmness, show fine lines, and look more tired faster than the rest of the face. These patches have become one of my favorite targeted treatments. First, I love how easy they are to use. The patches are well saturated, comfortable on the skin, and stay in place nicely once applied. That alone matters because so many eye patches slide around and become more annoying than helpful. These feel secure and simple to wear while getting ready or relaxing. What I noticed most under the eyes was that the area looked more hydrated, smoother, and fresher after use. Puffiness looked reduced, fine dehydration lines were softened, and the skin had a more rested appearance. No, they are not going to permanently erase aging overnight, but they absolutely help the area look better. I also appreciate that they do more than just add temporary moisture. With regular use, the under-eye area looks better maintained and less tired overall. Another reason I love these is that I also use them on my smile lines / nasolabial area. That has been a great bonus. The curved shape works surprisingly well for placing around the mouth, and the extra hydration helps soften lines and improve the look of that area too. That multi-use flexibility makes the product much more valuable to me than standard eye patches. The formula feels cooling and refreshing, and I like using them before makeup or before going out when I want my skin to look a little smoother and more awake. I also appreciate the ingredient direction. Dr. Melaxin tends to focus on firmness, support, and mature-skin concerns rather than trendy fluff, and that’s one reason I keep coming back to the brand. Who I think these are great for: mature skin, dry under-eyes, puffiness, fine lines, smile lines, travel days, special-event prep, or anyone wanting targeted treatment patches. Who may want to skip them: people expecting permanent wrinkle removal, anyone who dislikes patch-style skincare, or those wanting the cheapest basic eye patch option. Value-wise, I think these are excellent because you can use them in more than one area and actually see a visible cosmetic benefit. I’ve used many patches over the years, and these are among the better ones.
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Morgan Legg
Pawtucket, US
★★★★★ 5
great product
my favorite i use every single night and i don’t wake up with puffy eyes anymore
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Lexington, US
★★★★★ 5
Worth it!!
These are my favorite eye patches because they stay put, blend well so you don’t look freaky if you’re wearing them during the day etc. and they work! They’re my go to when my under eyes need some extra help, which in my mid 50’s is almost all the time!! Worth the money!!
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Birmingham, US
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Doesn't work period. I bought these based off of videos. All these products suck
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