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I Do Not Spew Profanities Funny Ornament

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I Do Not Spew Profanities Funny OrnamentDeck the halls and drop the f bombsclassily, of course! This festive AF ornament is the ultimate funny Christmas gift for women who cuss with grace. Perfect for any adult holiday tree, it's snarky, sassy, and full of seasonal profanity cheer. MADE IN THE USA! Dimensions & Specs Size: 3" Round flat ornament One sided Material: 1 8" Plastic This ornament is printed and is not engraved. When printing every ornament will soak in the ink differently.

Deck the halls and drop the f-bombs—classily, of course! This festive AF ornament is the ultimate funny Christmas gift for women who cuss with grace. Perfect for any adult holiday tree, it's snarky, sassy, and full of seasonal profanity cheer.

MADE IN THE USA!

Dimensions & Specs

  • Size: 3" Round flat ornament
  • One sided
  • Material: 1/8" Plastic

This ornament is printed and is not engraved. When printing every ornament will soak in the ink differently. Actual product coloring may be lighter or darker and may vary from photo.

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Steeltown Girl
Lake Worth, US
★★★★★ 5
Lots of laughs especially for 4 year old boys
Format: Paperback
My grandson is 4 and he loves Harvey the heart. I bought him this book to give to his mom for Mother's Day. may sound odd but gives them lots of laughs when they read.
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Melanie / Stuart
Birmingham, US
★★★★★ 5
Cute book!
Format: Paperback
Super cute book. Lots of color! Nice quality and had held up nicely!!
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Reviewed in the United States on September 14, 2025
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Brooks A.
Belleville, US
★★★★★ 5
Good time
Format: Paperback
Fun book to read with the kids.
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Reviewed in the United States on August 19, 2025
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ANGEL
Pawtucket, US
★★★★★ 5
Cute & Funny
Format: Paperback
Silly fun book for toddlers!
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Reviewed in the United States on July 10, 2025
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Stephanie
Natrona Heights, US
★★★★★ 5
My boys love this book!
Format: Paperback
I have two boys and they both LOL every time we read this book! Going to purchase additional books in this series because it’s too much fun!
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Reviewed in the United States on February 8, 2025

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