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Let's Destroy the World with Social Media Can-Shaped GlassHumans never imagined that one day they would face an enemy from another dimension, but it was true. The evil lizard people had found a way to travel through space and time in order to reach Earth. They saw the population's reliance on technology and the government's so called "intelligence agencies," so they created a sinister mass hysteria apparatus called social media as a perfect tool to divide and conquer the masses for total control. By the time
Humans never imagined that one day they would face an enemy from another dimension, but it was true. The evil lizard people had found a way to travel through space and time in order to reach Earth. They saw the population's reliance on technology and the government's so-called "intelligence agencies," so they created a sinister mass-hysteria apparatus called social media as a perfect tool to divide and conquer the masses for total control.By the time people comprehended what was going on it was almost too late. But a small group of human castoffs united owing to their shared ability to sense the diabolical plot the Lizard People had devised. For years they had felt a dread in the air. Something was stirring and it seemed as though no one else noticed. But they knew; collectively, taking cue from each other’s intuition and worries and the fact that pointing out truth on the networks mean banishment. This small band of heroes understood that wicked forces were at work in our world using social media to spread discordant messages promoting hatred among us all.
But what could they do? Facts were denied. Logic rejected. Arguments using the tightest syllogisms were shadowbanned, censored, and canceled. The only thing they had left was humor. So with love in their heart for their fellow man, and crudely assembled memes, jokes, humorous t-shirts, and novelty beer glasses, they set out to fight the Lizard plot!
• Glass material
• Volume: 16 oz. (473 ml)
• Not dishwasher or microwave safe
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★★★★★ 5
Comes with 4 soft pads for no scratch furniture.
Size: 12.4" x 8.4" x 1.2"
Very nice and well made. Good looking.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 26, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Very nice nightstand organizer
Color: Bootlegger Brown, Size: 10.5" x 7" x 1.5"
I was looking for a way to keep all my essentials together at the end of every day, so I had started looking at valet trays. These caught my eye as they're rawhide that are offered in a few different tones. I chose the Large in the Bootlegger Brown tone as it goes with pretty much every decor and suits my style. It's a great shade, and the color is rich.
The size is perfect for my needs. Watch and ring at one end, phone on top of slim wallet on the other, and two small sets of keys in the middle. Not crowded, but also no wasted space. The leather is very thick, and the tray keeps quite rigid, despite its size. The edges are turned up just enough to contain your items, but not so much that you feel like you're digging down into something.
One minor gripe: I wish the bottom were somehow weighted to keep the tray from "wiggling" when grabbing items out of it. It would make for the perfect tray. I may try to affix something under it that's flat and heavy (but thin), so I'm not too worried about it. Overall I believe this is a fantastic product. I would recommend this for anyone who carries at least a half dozen EDC items as you're sure not to forget anything when preparing to head out for the day.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 29, 2024
★★★★★ 5
Good Coin / Keys Tray
Color: Midnight Black, Size: 7.5" x 5.5" x 1.5"
Loved this organizer so much that I ordered one for my Grandson for Christmas. Coins and keys don't make noise when dropped into the tray and it protects the wood of our dresser. Looks very nice too.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 5, 2026
★★★★★ 5
LOVE IT!
Color: Whiskey Barrel Brown, Size: 10.5" x 7" x 1.5"
Excellent quality! Love the color too. Make sure and purchase the largest size. Makes a nice gift.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 19, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Quality as promised.
Color: Rustic Montana, Size: 10.5" x 7" x 1.5"
Nice ! I am very pleased with this product. I like that its American made. The size is actually just right for what I needed. I will buy other products from this company when ready.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 11, 2026