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Today I will be as useless as the 'g' in Lasagna - Procrastinate T-Shirt - Funny Work Lazy Slogan T Shirt

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Today I will be as useless as the 'g' in Lasagna - Procrastinate T-Shirt - Funny Work Lazy Slogan T ShirtThis funny procrastinating t shirt is made of premium quality ring spun cotton for a great quality soft feel, and comfortable retail fit. Our soft textile print will not crack or fade which ensures long lasting print quality so your garment stays looking fantastic. 1 2 Day Dispatch Time FREE Tracked Delivery Sizing & Shipping info below. Unisex Sizing Guide XS Chest 41cm 16" (UK6 8 US4 6) S Chest 46cm 18" (UK8 10 US6 8) M Chest 51cm 20" (UK10 12 US8

This funny procrastinating t-shirt is made of premium quality ring spun cotton for a great quality soft feel, and comfortable retail fit. Our soft textile print will not crack or fade which ensures long-lasting print quality so your garment stays looking fantastic.


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📏 Unisex Sizing Guide

XS - Chest - 41cm / 16" | (UK6-8 / US4-6)

S - Chest - 46cm / 18" | (UK8-10 / US6-8)

M - Chest - 51cm / 20" | (UK10-12 / US8-10)

L - Chest - 56cm / 22" | (UK12-14 / US10-12)

XL - Chest - 61cm / 24" | (UK16-18 / US14-16)

2XL - Chest - 66cm / 26" | (UK18-20 / US16-18)

3XL - Chest - 71cm / 28" | (UK20-22 / US18-20)

4XL - Chest - 73cm / 29" | (UK22-24 / US20-22)

5XL - Chest - 77cm / 30" | (UK24-26 / US22-24)

6XL - Chest - 81cm / 32" | (UK26-28 / US24-26)

(Chest is measured between each underarm when laid flat)

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100% Ring Spun Cotton.


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150 gsm


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Jrzshore
Grantham, US
★★★★★ 4
Cute, Well Done, Much Better Than I Presumed
Format: Paperback
I am not the target for this book. I'm a 48 year old man (wow, that hits harder when you type it...) But you know what? This is really good! It's a quick read, the whole story is VERY comic book superhero origin (which... I mean... it should be, that's what it is!) We have a young lady who is in the foster system, so needless to say she's always suspect of everyone and everything. When she finds a new set of foster parents, her curiosity about her foster mother gets the best of her. What she finds? Paints that give super powers! Wacky hijinks ensue.. until the military wants the paint back. Then it's less wacky. But it's adorable! The art is great for the material, the coloring is amazing, and the story is surprisingly cute. It's genuinely good! My 9-year old daughter, who IS the target audience, loved it too, and getting her to read anything is like pulling teeth, so if she likes it, it must be good!
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Reviewed in the United States on November 10, 2025
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Dana Dee
Lexington, US
★★★★★ 5
Great book!
Format: Paperback
My daughter is 8 years old and loves reading graphic novels. I came across this one and wasn’t sure if it would be for her age but figured we would give it a try. So glad I ordered it! She read it so fast and it quickly became one of her favorites! I have the second book in my cart now.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 6, 2026
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colette fardella
West Palm Beach, US
★★★★★ 5
great for 4th grade
Format: Paperback
my 4th grader loved this book, wish more were paperback
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Reviewed in the United States on March 2, 2026
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Anne Christofferson
Grantham, US
★★★★★ 5
Good Artwork
Format: Paperback
This was a well drawn graphic novel
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Reviewed in the United States on March 4, 2026
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Carnegie, US
★★★★★ 5
which is my favorite place to shop for my classroom
Format: Paperback
I found this book in the #WeNeedDiverseBooks catalog on Scholastic Book Clubs, which is my favorite place to shop for my classroom. This book appealed to me because it was a graphic novel, and because of its premise in examining gender norms. Aster is a boy who lives in a magical society where the girls are trained to be witches, and the boys are supposed to grow to be shapeshifters. Aster's shapeshifting magic hasn't come to him, and he's really much more interested in witchery. At one part of the story, he points out to the other boys that it's silly that the girls are in lessons learning things while they are just running around playing fighting games. As a teacher, this made me smile! His family then runs into a mysterious danger, and no one will listen to him when he thinks he has a way to help make things right. Will he be able to use magic his way to help save his family? This book features a diverse cast, which is readily apparent to the reader thanks to the graphic novel format. Aster is a likable protagonist, as is his friend Charlie. I love the message that shatters the binary gender norms, especially because they are sometimes quite rigid in this age group. When I listed the books I had bought to my students this last year, some of them questioned me on how the title could be "The Witch Boy." Even in the world of fantasy, they had clear gender norms established in their head. I am all for books that can help loosen those norms and create more open minds. There is no reason for our children to feel like there are things that they cannot do or be because they have been assigned a certain gender. Because of its fantasy setting, I feel like it's a book that can be more readily accepted by readers and gatekeepers with more conservative views. This kind of representation is very important for our children who are coming of age and discovering themselves. Because it's a middle grade novel, the plot of THE WITCH BOY moved very quickly and I would have loved more details about the characters and the world. However, I think it'll be more than enough to keep kids engaged, and the story line is easy to follow. It's a quick read, which is a huge plus for some of our reluctant readers, and my students were definitely attracted to the full color, high-quality pages. This was the nicest looking book in the book order that it came in, and one of my students must have liked it enough to keep it, because it never made it back and I had to order a new one on Amazon.
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Reviewed in the United States on July 5, 2018

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