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Keep Earth Clean. It Isn't Uranus Soap

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Keep Earth Clean. It Isn't Uranus Soap"Butt" keep Uranus clean too! It's been dealing with your crap for years! The future is here, and it's time to get your ass act together with our Keep Earth Clean. It Isn't Uranus. Soap. Because, when it comes to Uranus, you've got some cleaning up to do. So, ready your trusty loofah, and launch into action! But don't forget your rubber ducky sidekick it'll be a crucial ally in this "peril ass" mission. And remember to watch out for that black hole!

"Butt"... keep Uranus clean too!

It's been dealing with your crap for years!

The future is here, and it's time to get your ass act together with our Keep Earth Clean. It Isn't Uranus. Soap. Because, when it comes to Uranus, you've got some cleaning up to do. So, ready your trusty loofah, and launch into action! But don't forget your rubber ducky sidekick - it'll be a crucial ally in this "peril-ass" mission. And remember to watch out for that black hole!

  • Keep Earth clean, it isn't Uranus. Bar Soap
  • Soap for Human Earthlings
  • Meteors streaking the sky? Cool.
  • Uranus streaking your underwear? Not cool.
  • Clean up your act! The lunar, the better.
  • This soap is on a mission to Uranus... a noble 'ass-ignment'
  • Not for use in meteor showers.


The moment has come to retire your outdated soap on a rope. Now you can keep our solar system sparkling clean with this daring, beyond-the-stars, naturally sarcastic soap, and complete your mission without so much as a streak on your underwear.

An outstanding gag gift for boyfriends, space cadets, pun devotees, "asstronauts", "asstronomers", and grown-ass adults who still giggle at the mention of Uranus. On that note... Did you know that 63 planet-earths can fit inside Uranus? Sheesh! Who knew?!

  • Made in the ❤️ of the Milky Way, 🌎 USA!
  • Handcrafted. Small-Batch.
  • Cold-Process. All-Natural Artisan Soap.
  • Simple Ingredients! No harsh chemicals or dyes.
  • Alcohol-Free, Sulfate-Free, Aluminum-Free.
  • Phthalate-Free, Parabens-Free.
  • Plant-based. Vegan. No Animal Fats.
  • Cruelty-Free. No Animal Testing.
  • Made From Natural Oils. Palm Oil Free.


Made in the USA, Planet Earth, the Solar System, Orion Arm, Milky Way Galaxy, Universe. Earth-friendly and Mother Nature approved. This useful gag gift is practical for the bath, but is not for use in fiery meteor showers.

This out-of-this-world body and hand soap bar measures 3 inches tall x 3 inches wide x 1 inch deep and weighs 4.5 oz. Packaged in a prank gift box our Our Keep Earth Clean. It Isn't Uranus. Soap is a fun adult gag gift, for those with a juvenile sense of soap humor.

Black Hole scented.  Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Olive Oil, Sunflower Oil, Soybean Oil, Canola Oil , Water, Sodium Hydroxide, Fragrance.

♻️ Recycle, or we all die, your first.

Great for: Earth Day, planet, hippies, astronaut, outer-space gifts, butt jokes, funny gifts for men

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Mamase
Charlottesville, US
★★★★★ 5
Nice shoes
Size: 12, Color: British Tan/Ivory
Nice, good looking shoes. My husband says that they are very comfortable. I would recommend
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Reviewed in the United States on March 30, 2026
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John V.
Whiting, US
★★★★★ 5
Quality and balance
Color: Grey, Color: Grey
If you are reading this review and looking at this watch, you are most likely someone that appreciates mechanical movements and the rich history behind them and the brands that are known for making quality watches which have a beautiful balance between a timepiece and a piece of jewelry. For me, I have multiple sport watches with many complications and some that cost as much or even more than this Tissot Le Locle but anyone that wears a watch and appreciates the heritage of a mechanical movement must own this watch. The jewelry part of this watch is amazing, not loud, just a refined look making a statement that this is not something cheap. The picture does not do it justice. The dial has an amazing "personality" where under low lighting it looks silver and under normal lighting soft white making a beautiful contrast between the black hands and black roman numerals only to surprise you again when you change the viewing angle and the black numerals change to silver. The black hands will give you no trouble reading the time at a glance and 39mm will prove to be the perfect size for any wrist. The movement is high quality as expected to be in a Tissot and will be working for many years to come so you can pass this watch down to another generation. As a matter of fact, last year my mother who is 78 found the Tissot watch she had in her youth that was in a box with old family watches and she had not worn for decades. She gave the crown a few spins and the watch came back to life keeping accurate time. This is what you can expect from a Tissot movement. So if you are buying this for your self, you are in the right place, if you are buying it for someone else, make sure they can appreciate what this is otherwise you are better off spending your money elsewhere. You should also consider getting quality quick release black and brown leather straps with a classic buckle to make this watch suitable for any attire.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 21, 2026
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David Bower
Bozeman, US
★★★★★ 5
An Exciting and Beautiful Watch
Color: Grey
Update 2-11-18 More time has passed and my satisfaction with the watch continues to grow; it is gratifying to me to simply look at the watch on my arm, I am so pleased with its appearance and operation that it is a joy to wear and to watch its competent functioning. It is keeping excellent time and shows a loss of only a few seconds each day; it is truly a fine watch. Update 2-3-18 I have researched the watch and discovered some interesting questions about locating the serial number. In checking the literature sent with the watch I noticed the small tag attached to the watch identified the serial number as a series of nine letters which are repeated on the case of the watch. I also looked up the barcode and the first three numbers indicated Switzerland to be the country of origin and accurately identified this watch specifically. I"m satisfied this is an authentic watch from Tissot. I know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder but to me this is an elegant and beautiful watch and the nicest I have ever owned; it was delivered this afternoon and impressed me greatly right out of the box. I have reset the time and date and it seems to be operating perfectly. I had felt some concern for its authenticity but after seeing the watch and its packaging my concerns have all disappeared; to me it looks and feels like the excellent quality I would expect from Tissot.. Sadly the Certificate of Authenticity had been removed by the seller and on contacting them I was told they reserved the right to do that if they wanted to. I see in at least one other case shown under comments the seller left the document for the buyer. The watch itself strongly indicates the authenticity I had hoped for from the Tissot brand so I'm not all that troubled by the seller's decision. The user manual is tiny and limited in information; a better copy is available online as a PDF file; I've downloaded the file and suggest you might want to consider that option as well.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 3, 2018
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techgeek
New York, US
★★★★★ 4
Jewel case not included!
Color: Grey
I ordered this item and received it without the case shown in the pictures. Contacted Amazon and asked for a replacement - and the customer service over the phone was very understanding about the missing case. The replacement also showed up without the jewel case. I love this watch, but the buying experience wasn't great. Also, on certain occasions it has lost time after being worn for several days and then not being worn for one day. Kinda disappointing. Still, gorgeous to look at, feels great on my wrist.
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Reviewed in the United States on July 27, 2022
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Supamas
Omaha, US
★★★★★ 5
Good
Color: Grey
Good
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Reviewed in the United States on May 12, 2026

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