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Retirement Plaque - Design 5

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Retirement Plaque - Design 5Hes retired, not reformed. Officially Retired Naughty By Choice, Pension Approved, Trouble Still Expected is the perfect plaque for the bloke whos hanging up his work boots but keeping his sense of mischief. Featuring a grinning, sunglass wearing devil with a cocktail in hand, handcuffs, and a cheeky tail, this design says it all. The pension might be approved, but the trouble sure isnt over. Ideal for man caves, garages, bars, or as the star gag gift

He’s retired, not reformed. “Officially Retired – Naughty By Choice, Pension Approved, Trouble Still Expected” is the perfect plaque for the bloke who’s hanging up his work boots but keeping his sense of mischief.

Featuring a grinning, sunglass-wearing devil with a cocktail in hand, handcuffs, and a cheeky tail, this design says it all. The pension might be approved, but the trouble sure isn’t over.

Ideal for man caves, garages, bars, or as the star gag gift at any retirement party.

Each plaque is V-carved with precision using a CNC router, giving crisp, deep detail that makes the cartoon and bold lettering stand out.

Choose Your Material:

  • Solid Macrocarpa Timber – Natural, warm grain with a clear satin finish that protects the wood and highlights the V-carved details
  • Painted MDF – Finished in satin black and silver for a sleek, modern, high-contrast look

Fully Customisable Colours & Text
Want it in fire-engine red and black? Navy and gold? We can customise the paint colours to match his style.
Want to add a name or year? We can add “Barry – 2026” or swap the wording to something tamer for work gifts. Just ask.

Product Details:

  • Size: 380mm diameter round
  • Design: V-carved circle with bold stacked text + devil cartoon graphic
  • Finish: Clear satin on Macrocarpa, satin finish on MDF
  • Hanging: Keyhole slot routed into the back for easy, flush wall mounting
  • Fully Customisable: Colours, name, year, and wording all tailored to your retiree

How to Order Your Custom Plaque
Click “Contact” or email us to discuss the name, colours, and any text changes you’d like. We’ll send a mock-up to confirm the design before we start crafting.

Lead Time
Please allow 10-15 working days for dispatch once the final design is confirmed. Handmade takes time, and we want it perfect.

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Karen W.
Chelsea, US
★★★★★ 5
Soft and light
Color: A.Orange+Blue+Green
My doxie loves them
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Reviewed in the United States on April 26, 2026
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Amazon Customer
Lexington, US
★★★★★ 5
Great
Size: Medium, Number of Items: 1
I need something that was soft for my three year old and this ball is super great, it not only is the right size but it also fits in his mouth just right. Although he is a super aggressive chewer, the ball toy hasn't been totally destroyed yet and it is easy on his gums. The ball is so durable that got two of these toys just for fun.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 10, 2026
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WMiracle
Lexington, US
★★★★★ 5
The best!
UPDATE: 08/05/2025 - This is still one of my dog's 2 fav training/play toys. A couple of notes: 1. This is not a chew toy. If your pup is chewing up the rope, that's on you. That being said, you can get 100' of the poly cord rope at Home Depot for like $4.98. You can make nearly 100 ropes out of 100'. How hard is it to replace the rope????? 2. My pup is a now 15 month old Malinois. His original balls, purchase in September 2024 are still in everyday, multiple times per day, play. I did get careless and leave one where he got it and chew the rope. Easily replaced. Nothing to fret over. Yes, that was on me! 3.The foam ball is virtually indestructible! Replace the rope! 4. I noticed the price for the yellow large went from $12 each to $24. THIS will cause me to go elsewhere if they doubled in price. I LOVE these balls but not that much. I noticed they have a new yellow ball that has a strap vs. a rope. I might try that if I need one, but I have 6 of these balls, 2 never used yet, 2 that are virtually new looking, and 2 that have been in play since september 2024. I don't think I'll be buying more any time soon, but if I do need more, I hope they haven't gone up to $24 each. One of my top, go-to training tools. Quality is great other than the shrink wrap around the string joint. It's junk but not essential. Great tug and fetch toy. Essential to teaching a good "out" command (2 are recommended for this).
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Reviewed in the United States on January 11, 2025
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Rosalie
Fort Morgan, US
★★★★★ 5
Best dog ball
This is our go to dog toy for our German shepherd. its great for training in sports as well as outings at the beach, considering it floats! Never had him destroy one, so its extremely durable. I like that its a bright color so its easier to locate when i accidently let go of the rope too late and end up whipping it 20 ft into the woods. Easy to clean, all around just a great toy. Also love the large size as having a dog accidently lodge a ball into its throat is a real fear of mine, I do not have to worry about that with this toy. I should also mention the rope is a must, as touching a slobbery ball isn't the greatest feeling in the world and it puts your hands out of harms way. I will forever order these.
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Mavis Adam
Draper, US
★★★★★ 4
Great ball, bad rope
Size: Medium, Number of Items: 1, Size: Medium, Number of Items: 1
My dog and I love the starmark ball on a rope tug toys. While this is one of the best tug toys we have found, I am continually disappointed with the quality of the rope. The plastic sleeve comes off the first day, and after that the stitching begins to weaken until the rope ends come apart and the rope slides out of the ball. Is there a way to improve this design so that this toy lasts longer? My dog is not left alone with the toy, it is only used as an interactive tug toy as a training reward. I am updating my review now several months later. I reinforced the rope with a paracord braid and the toy now lasts a very long time. My dog and I play with this toy everyday on our morning hike. He is a large German Shepherd with high ball drive. He carries this ball in his mouth several miles on our morning hike. We play fetch in the fields near our home and in the lake beyond the fields with this toy every day. This toy is his reward in obedience training and we play a lot of tug with it every day. Reinforcing the handle has made a huge difference as the toy lasts and lasts now with the improved rope. Great ball, we will always have a collection of them at our house!
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Reviewed in the United States on September 19, 2020

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