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How to MarsCondition: BRAND NEW ISBN: 9781616963569 Year: 2021 Publisher: Tachyon Publications Description: What happens when your dream mission to Mars is a reality television nightmare? This debut science fiction romp with heart follows the tradition of Ray Bradbury's Martian Chronicles, with a dash of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and a hint of Mythbusters For the six lucky scientists selected by the Destination Mars! corporation, a one way ticket to
Condition: BRAND NEWISBN: 9781616963569
Year: 2021
Publisher: Tachyon Publications
Description:
What happens when your dream mission to Mars is a reality television nightmare? This debut science-fiction romp with heart follows the tradition of Ray Bradbury's Martian Chronicles, with a dash of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and a hint of Mythbusters
For the six lucky scientists selected by the Destination Mars! corporation, a one-way ticket to Mars — in exchange for a lifetime of research — was an absolute no-brainer. The incredible opportunity was clearly worth even the most absurdly tedious screening process. Perhaps worth following the strange protocols in a nonsensical handbook written by an eccentric billionaire. Possibly even worth their constant surveillance, the video of which is carefully edited into a ratings-bonanza back on Earth.
But it turns out that after a while even scientists can get bored of science. Tempers begin to fray; unsanctioned affairs blossom. When perfectly good equipment begins to fail, the Marsonauts are faced with a possibility that their training just cannot explain.
Irreverent, poignant, and perfectly weird, David Ebenbach's debut science-fiction outing, like a mission to Mars, is an incredible trip you will never forget.
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★★★★★ 4
Indestructible
Style: Two pack
Hard on wood floors but lasts forever. Helps keep teeth clean too.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 20, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Control dogs aggressive chewing habit.
Style: Two pack
My dog loves them she is an aggressive chewers they relieve her boredom and keep her teeth tartar free. I had to throw her first bone shaped toy she whittled it down so much.she didn't like the ring shaped I got her likes the bone shape better d finitely would recommend them.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 4, 2026
★★★★★ 1
EDIT: *NOT* great for aggressive chewers!!! ☹️
Style: Two pack, Style: Two pack
UPDATE (previous 5⭐️): Yep. Things changed!! I take it alllll back!😩🤦🏼♀️ Here we are, just shy of a month and they’re both toast!!! The pics might not look like a big deal, but we tossed the orange one after finding the chewed off bits in his poop. The only reason I was able to take a pic of this blue one is because we couldn’t find it until now. However, the orange one looked the same when we tossed it, so I’m sure we’ll be finding blue bits in his poop. Not a fan of ANY chew toy he can actually end up eating!! I have PTSD from our last fur baby that suddenly decided he liked to swallow socks @ 11yo & ended up needing emergency surgery to the tune of ~$5K!🥴
These are crazy!! They’re super hard plastic, almost like glass. I wasn’t expecting that! My hubs was joking they’re for seggy time, not dogs! 🫣😂 We got a puppy in April that is an aggressive chewer. We’ve both had dogs most of our lives, but this aggressive chewing is new to both of us. Lil dude has chewed through a ton of other toys advertised for aggressive chewers- a few within just hours!! It’s wild!! We’re not used to it, but he loves his toys, so we keep trying to get him ones that will last! 😅
We only got this 2-pk yesterday morning, but he’s been obsessed & so far, so good! With how hard they are, I’m feeling very confident they’ll last longer than any other toy we’ve bought him!!
I will update if anything changes!
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Reviewed in the United States on August 25, 2025
★★★★★ 3
Not indestructible
Style: Two pack, Style: Two pack
Its not indestructible…my puppy Pitt mix has been chewing on it off and one for hours…its definitely destructible. Mind you shes a PUPPY. Shes only 1 year and 4 months old.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 25, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Very durable
Style: Two pack
These are great for my aggressive chewer. She still naws them down a bit after 6 months but not nearly as much as other toys. The size is perfect. It keeps her engaged in play. They do not squeek which is a plus.
The only worry I have is if she throws it in the air it might break something breakable.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 30, 2026