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Government Cure-All Elixir T-ShirtGovernment all purpose cure all elixir. Made with pure snake oil. Apply liberally to problem areas. How many people do you know that basically think this? If there's a problem, just add government. Bigger the problem, bigger the dose. 100% cotton jersey Pre shrunk Ladies size down one for better fit Shoulder taping to keep size
Government all purpose cure all elixir. Made with pure snake oil. Apply liberally to problem areas.How many people do you know that basically think this? If there's a problem, just add government. Bigger the problem, bigger the dose.
- 100% cotton jersey
- Pre-shrunk
- Ladies size down one for better fit
- Shoulder taping to keep size
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4.7 ★★★★★
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★★★★★ 5
Great Product!!
My Husky Grandpup loves these! It quiets her down.
When you ask where her mew toy is she runs to get
it and show you. She loves it!!! I had been getting her one every Christmas from a local store. It lasts her for months. She loves the chewability. Great value!
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Reviewed in the United States on June 1, 2024
★★★★★ 4
Fun
My dog loved this guy and it was really fun. He did end up destroying it within two months.
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Reviewed in the United States on August 30, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Lasted longer than most!
My dog is a pretty heavy chewer. This toy lasts him a long time. We have purchased several. He likes chew it until there is nothing left. I like it because it doesn't make any noise but entertains my dog like a squeaky stuffed toy.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 10, 2026
★★★★★ 2
Quality could be better
Really cool product but quality is not the greatest. I have tried three times and my GSD destroys them within a hour. Feel the stitches are too light and easy to rip
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Reviewed in the United States on May 31, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Dogs love this toy!
I've purchased a couple of these and the dogs love them. Good for puppy teeth and adult chewers. Can be torn up but last for dogs that like to chew.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 1, 2024
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