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Jesus Is Washing You SoapGet closer to Jesus In the shower. After all, cleanliness is next to Godliness! Do your sins stink to high heaven? Forget to wash your hands before your last supper? Then, lather up and cleanse those pesky guilty feelings with our heavenly scented Jesus is Washing You Bar Soap. This all forgiving novelty soap is totally righteous for many uses, including removing 99% of sins.** So, save yourself from ungodly odors and eternal damnation while
Get closer to Jesus... In the shower. After all, cleanliness is next to Godliness!
Do your sins stink to high heaven? Forget to wash your hands before your last supper? Then, lather up and cleanse those pesky guilty feelings with our heavenly-scented Jesus is Washing You Bar Soap.This all-forgiving novelty soap is totally righteous for many uses, including removing 99% of sins.** So, save yourself from ungodly odors and eternal damnation while ceremoniously rinsing those dirty deeds and nasty notions down the drain!
- Jesus is Washing You Soap
- Save yourself from eternal damnation and ungodly odors!
- Come clean with Jesus. Rinse your sins right down the drain!
- Removes 99% of sins on contact (**totally not guaranteed)
- Will not turn shower water into wine
- Smells like Heaven
A divine gag gift for: sinners with a sense of humor, naughty nuns, frequent church-goers, seasonal parishioners, and parochial school survivors. It's also the perfect birthday gag gift for Him!
- Made in the ❤️ of the USA!
- Handmade. Small-Batch.
- Cold-Process. All-Natural Artisan Soap.
- Simple Ingredients! No harsh chemicals or dyes.
- Alcohol-Free, Sulfate-Free, Aluminum-free.
- Parabens-Free. Phthalate-Free.
- Plant-based. Vegan. No Animal Fats.
- Cruelty-Free. No Animal Testing.
- Made From Natural Oils. No palm oil!
Handmade in the USA! Be not afraid... this soap is cruelty-free, vegan-friendly, with no animal testing, so your conscience won't take a hit. Just don't expect this funny novelty soap to turn your shower water into wine.
This sinfully hilarious natural soap measures 3 inches tall x 3 inches wide x 1 inch deep and weighs 4.5 oz. Packaged in a prank box ideal for gift giving, our Jesus is Washing You Soap is a funny joke present with a cheeky omnipresence.
Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Olive Oil, Sunflower Oil, Soybean Oil, Canola Oil , Water, Sodium Hydroxide, Fragrance.
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★★★★★ 5
It fits true to size.
This fits my husband perfect. It is not too sporty but sporty enough. If we were going somewhere dressed casual this suit is it and he would still be comfortable. He is a sporty guy always. It is nice to see him a little more dressed, but still comfortable. This is great material.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 6, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Quality is great!
Absolutely gorgeous! True to fit... Great product! I love it! ❤️
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Reviewed in the United States on March 19, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Definitely stylish and true to fit
An amazing set fits perfectly. I would necessarily call it a track suit because it’s more stylish than that however, the comfort is track suit / walking suit feeling. I got mine in 2x and it fits as I expected it to so yes it is true to size. The colors don’t fade and the weight of the set feels like it was made with quality material, not some flimsy sown together item full of loose strings.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 8, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Fit
Color: Navy Blue, Size: X-Large
This fit perfectly my son looked great in it.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 4, 2026
★★★★★ 5
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A gift for my older brother for a special occasion. I love it - super comfortable, stylish, and perfect for the season - I love it!
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Reviewed in the United States on June 2, 2026