One Page RPGs: Volume 6

One Page RPGs: Volume 6Seagulls! Stags! Team mascots! There's a lot of yelling in this one. Also a very small wargame, and nine other games plus their mysterious back pages. The Stories: Board To Death: You're trapped in a board game (any board game). Fight your way out before you're murdered by the malevolent inhabitants. Knock Off Mascots: You are an unofficial mascot for your football team. For years now you've been in the shadow of the official mascot. You've had

Seagulls! Stags! Team mascots! There's a lot of yelling in this one. Also a very small wargame, and nine other games plus their mysterious back pages.

The Stories:

Board To Death: You're trapped in a board game (any board game). Fight your way out before you're murdered by the malevolent inhabitants.
Knock Off Mascots: You are an unofficial mascot for your football team. For years now you've been in the shadow of the official mascot. You've had enough. You and your friends are going to murder them. Then the club will take you seriously.
Fucked Up Little Man: A Dark Souls fan RPG where you play the weird NPCs who go heh heh heh heh at the end of every exchange.
Malign Inspiration: A cosmic horror metagame that you may already be playing and cannot opt out of.
Super Cool Monster Hunting Club: Adventurous children battle unseen monsters using improvised equipment. Involves a surprising amount of dress-up for a tabletop game.
This One Time At Bard Camp: You are a trainee bard at Bardic Community College. You've been waiting all year for the highlight of the season Bard Camp. You got one week to achieve your dreams before you have to go back to the real world.
The Dungeon of Numbered Days: A means of producing a wholly original dungeon for adventures and looting using only a second-hand advent calendar, a pen and some imaginative gumption.
Stag Party: You are a half-human, half-beast creature from the Deep Dark of the woods, and you are getting married. As is tradition, you and all your peers are to be wed to the arboreal sow: a beautiful and sacred pig the size of a transit van. It is the night before the ceremony and, as is TRADITION, you must secure tribute for your queen from the LANDS OF MAN. You have until dawn to claim something worthy.
Everyone is Seagulls: The entire group plays a flock of seagulls. The core mechanic is yelling.
Irrefutable Proof: It's 1890. You are a charlatan medium. Perform your latest seance and fleece your client while a real ghost tries to kill you.
The (Orc) Pope Is Dead: The last orc pope died of a drinking binge. Find a new one, or do the job yourself. Plus the Back page
Plastic Bastards: A narrative miniatures game in which you build a small gang of horrible little fighters, then come up with spurious reasons for them to try and murder each other.