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I Ain't Doin' It: Unfiltered Thoughts From Sarcastic Southern Sweetheart

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I Ain't Doin' It: Unfiltered Thoughts From Sarcastic Southern SweetheartThis Hardcover Edition of "I Ain't Doin' It: Unfiltered Thoughts From a Sarcastic Southern Sweetheart" is autographed on bookplate by Heather Land. Social media comedian Heather Land uses her trademark sassy, laugh out loud humor to remind us of the many ways that real life can be really funny. Heather Land has something to say about almost everything in lifethe unbelievable, inconceivable, and downright frustratingand why she ain't doin' it. In her

This Hardcover Edition of "I Ain't Doin' It: Unfiltered Thoughts From a Sarcastic Southern Sweetheart" is autographed on bookplate by Heather Land.

Social media comedian Heather Land uses her trademark sassy, laugh-out-loud humor to remind us of the many ways that real life can be really funny.

Heather Land has something to say about almost everything in lifethe unbelievable, inconceivable, and downright frustratingand why she ain't doin' it. In her first book, Heather shines a light on the (occasional) ridiculousness of life through a series of hilarious essays, dishing on everything from Walmart and ex-husbands to Southern beauty pageants and unfortunate trips to the gynecologist.


I Ain't Doin' It reminds us that when it comes to life's messy moments, it's all about perspectiveand that we too can say, I ain't doin' it!

Perfect for fans of Jim Gaffigan, Anjelah Johnson, and Brian Regan, I Ain't Doin' It is a fun, breezy read for anyone who appreciates someone who tells it like it is and wants to embrace the lighter side of life.

Order your Heather Land autographed copy today!

ABOUT THE AUTHOR:

Heather Land has made herself a household name thanks to her wit, peppered with some sarcasm and a whole lot of truth. Blending humor with reality has endeared her to millions, but it is Heather's ability to laugh at herself that makes her not only relatable, but downright lovable. Her stories and songs reach deep into the hearts of her audiences, reminding us of the many ways that real life can be really hard and really funny. Her ongoing series of I Ain't Doin' It videos has become a viral phenomenon with millions of views. Heather is the mom of two amazing children and currently lives in Nashville, Tennessee. I Ain't Doin' It is her first book.

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This BOOK 📖😂 launched a few weeks ago and OH my word I have never laughed SO hard. Heather LOVES Jesus, went to Bible college, worship leader for 20 years, painful divorce after 15 years, 2 kids, yet keeps it real, her story powerful and humor just plain hilarious 😆 She did an entire chapter on shopping at Wal-Mart #Truth and last night could barely get through her chapter about going to a new massage therapist followed by the chapter around annual exams #Gracious #CryingSofunny #Beenthere #Literallygotanabworkout 🤣 We watch her FB clips daily to get our daily dose of laughter (her friends encouraged her 2 years ago to start posting her Snapchat's because they're on point, downright hysterical) which turned into a following and now book.
- Amy Dudley

This was one of my favorite reads in a long while. The genuine way Heather pours out her soul and compassion for people with a lot of laughter from.personal anecdotes is well worth the purchase. I got this today, started reading thinking it would take a couple of days, but couldn't put it down until I finished the entire book the same day. The massage experience had me laughing so hard, tears were streaming down my face. Great book. If you need some inspiration without the Melo dramatic tones of "gosh darn it people like me," but want the humor to keep it light...get this book.
- Stephanie Wardrop

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Survives 7 months so far.
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It is still intact after nearly 7 months of constant play. My blue heeler normally destroys toys in just a few weeks. Consuela has exceeded expectations of survival with an extremely chewy, destruction prone dog.
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★★★★★ 4
Short-lived but much enjoyed as a chew toy
Color: Consuela the Cactus - Large, Size: Large Dog
I bought two of these for my "granddogs" in the size for Large dogs. The German Shepherd-mix stole the one intended for the border collie-mix and had both toys halfway destroyed within a day--I'm pretty sure they didn't survive much longer after that. Much enjoyed! Maybe I should've bought the Extra Large size, because the Large barely fit in her mouth and she wanted to play tug-of-war, so there wasn't much for me to grab onto. Then the border collie wanted in on the action (she's older, so she needed help tugging!) but there wasn't enough material for her to grab onto without accidentally sinking her teeth into me instead.
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Ryan Davisson
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★★★★★ 5
Best dog toy!
Color: Air Head, Size: Large Dog, Color: Air Head, Size: Large Dog
I got this toy for my dog who loves squeakers not only is it a two in one it actually has three toys inside which I think is amazing!! 10/10 recommend
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VPBN
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★★★★★ 5
Love all the Barkbox toys
Color: Christmas Consuela, Size: Large Dog
This is our third "Consuela"! Our dogs LOVE these toys, and they are the most durable we can find for our heavy chewers. They really like the ball inside as well. Highly, highly recommend these toys. I won't be buying other toys anymore, just barkbox.
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My dog is a toy destroyer
Color: Consuela the Cactus - Large, Size: Large Dog, Color: Consuela the Cactus - Large, Size: Large Dog
I’ve had a hard time trying to find toys that my dog, Zara loves because she’s actually very picky. Ive gotten plenty of Kong toys that are well known to be indestructible but she wants nothing to do with them. Then I got her ropes and that seemed to be good for a while until she was getting sick in the middle of the night from eating all of the string. Stuffed toys aren’t good because she’ll rip them within seconds and eat all of the stuffing. I felt like I’ll never score the perfect toy for her. I found the three layered cactus toy and decided to give it a go. It’s clearly designed to be ripped and destroyed to get the ball in the middle which is actually really cute and fun to see all of the layers. The cactus arms have stuffing and of course that’s the first thing she went for and ate. I had to watch her and make sure I took the stuffing away before she ate it. And before I knew it, she ate half of the first layer fabric lol once she got through the first layer, all she’s been doing is walking around the house with the toy in her mouth. But now she’s tired and passed out on the couch from all of the fun. This toy won’t last long with a toy destroyer but it sure does give them something to do and it’s a cute toy. I do recommend!!
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