Hasta La Vista, Baby Coir Doormat

Hasta La Vista, Baby Coir DoormatYou remember 1991. Leather jacket. Shotgun spin. Cold stare. One line. Final. This doormat exists for people who have been waiting three decades to deliver it properly. Its not a welcome mat. Its a warning label. Made from thick, grade A tufted coir coconut fiber. The natural bristles scrape dirt off like a bouncer at the door. The black vinyl backing keeps it planted and stable. 24 16. Just under 0. 6 thick. Solid. Heavy. Unmistakable. Best used in a

You remember 1991.

Leather jacket. Shotgun spin. Cold stare.
One line. Final.

This doormat exists for people who have been waiting three decades to deliver it properly.

It’s not a welcome mat. It’s a warning label.

Made from thick, grade A tufted coir coconut fiber. The natural bristles scrape dirt off like a bouncer at the door. The black vinyl backing keeps it planted and stable.

24″ × 16″. Just under 0.6″ thick. Solid. Heavy. Unmistakable.

Best used in a covered area so it stays sharp. Some natural fiber shedding is normal. Shake it out and reset.

You waited since 1991. Now you’ve got your line.

• Grade A tufted coir coconut fiber
• 24″ × 16″ (61 cm × 40.6 cm)
• Thickness: 0.59″ (1.5 cm)
• Black vinyl backing for added stability
• Suitable for covered outdoor areas